Other Craptions

Now you too can own the Sarah Jessica Parker wallpaper.

I believe the dinosaur is from the Homoezoic Era.

This is the sort of thing you should paint over before you try to sell your house.

Not every alternative theory to mainstream evolution sucks as much as intelligent design.

A sketch from Darwin's lesser known work, "Freaky shit that could have been"

Great, now the aliens are filming the anal probes, too.

Pictured above: How creationists think evolution works

"This week, on Lost..."

I don't know about you, but I think this new fossil discovery might be a hoax.

Jurassic Park apparently had a hidden side to it that was fabulous!

Facebook in the Jurassic Period.

Kodak, God of Photography

Take ooooon meee. Taaake Meee oooon.

Salvador Dali patented the first, though incredibly unpopular, virtual reality video game.

Edison actually was the first to invent the iPod, but it had some severe side-effects

It is true! Rihanna's bruised pictures were leaked!

Stop...Hammertime.

The new Wii Mindfuck requires additional accessories

I can't tell if he is wearing pants with no socks or socks with no pants....And I find that disturbing!

Prehistoric cave paintings got a little gay near the end.

And then Cracked was like, "Let's make it so our readers can't sleep at night," and this is what happened.

Oh NO!! It's a Tear-a-newanus Rex!!

The Polish movie poster for Milk

Research into the impacts of lengthy use of an iPod is troubling to say the least.

Hi, I'm here to take your baby pictures.

I think Stan Lee's stopped trying.

Worst. Nuclear Shadow.Ever

Smile. "You're on "La Brea Camera"!!

It's criminal what infomercials try to sell these days.

Great! now I need to find another costume for Comic-Con! ASSHOLE!

It actually works better than a "Keep Out" sign.

Previously, on Lost.

Most people don't know that the Elephant Man was quite an inventor.

What a freak. Still wearing his Boston T-Shirt.

Bill, wipe your face before you take a picture.

Say cheeese

Those who constantly bitch about the Craption format are visited by this freak of nature, who bum rapes you.

Victorian fetish porn.

Open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur...

Salvador Dali Fatheads finally!

Well, Lovecraft's Old Ones couldn't all be winners.

I don't know if it's "art," but I bet our government wants to subsidise it.

Anal-soreass Rex

I'm done with craption after they deleted the top one yesterday. Not only did it it give leaf the win but shows cracked is ignoring the mob rule problem that makes it unfair and unfunny.

I've got to stop taking pills that I find on the floor.

Halloween 1887 was off the hook!

Evolution, F*CK YOU!

Earlier videographer of alien fisticuffs.

"Say Cheeees - us Christ!"