Other Craptions

...and thats pretty much the gist of Scientology. Any questions, children?

Oh Shit! Grandma got out of the basement again!

This is the owner of the car from yesterday

The most prestigious elementary school in Arkansas.

Where are they now?: Sarah Palin edition

The Toothless Fairy.

"Children, gather 'round. Let me tell you about the evils of Western dentistry"

Dorothy's house missed the Gaudy Witch of the West by mere inches.

At least she hasn't got furry dice. That would be tacky.

Lady, your car is parked illegally.

Blair Witch, the children's musical.

If she weighs as much as a duck, we'll burn her at the stake.

By your powers combined, I am Captain Gypsy!

Mary could only perform her children's plays while on crystal meth, and it showed.

...and Hansel and Gretel lived happily ever after. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar!

She's got summer teeth. Summer there, some ain't.

Homeless vampires can survive sunlight, but at the loss of inspiring fear.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe... and that would actually be a step up for this lady.

The Cat Lady from the Simpsons gets her own TV show. Children cry.

Coming to HGTV this summer: Helena Bonham Carter's crafts for kids!

Gandalf the Crazy!

Hazel's story of going from rags to brightly coloured rags.

The Living Hobo Museum was a big hit with the Kids

..And that's why I'll be in your nightmares for years to come.

The lesser known side effects of low quality toothpaste

what is the 60 year old grandma doing with those kids in the audience?

But wait! If you act now I'll throw in a 14 piece cauldron set completely free of charge!

Stop...Hammertime.

"...and that is how you make a da BABY!"

What Not to Wear: International Crazy Cat Lady Edition

I'd hit that...seriously I'd punch her dead in the teeth if she ever came near me.

Projects Runway.

"I just flew in from Narnia, and boy, are my arms tired. Take my cauldron, please. Thank you, thank you, you're a terrific audience."

Jekelish and Fkelleghan's love child.

Martha Stewart is trying to survive this harsh economy too.

I'd hit that, with a crowbar.

As she sat watching the seminar "Hobo Living -- For Kids!" Katie suspected her parents had low expectations.

STEP 1: Dress Up and Scare the Shit Out of Children STEP 2: ??? STEP 3: PROFIT!!

The holidays don't have to be a downer during a recession. Look, you can be your own Christmas tree.

Daily Craption of Shame [This is the owner of the car from yesterday] by drdevindvm Jay Leno would be proud. Congratulations.

World of Whorecraft

Are you a good witch, or a cracked out witch?

I also do taxes!

Previously, on Lost.

Real witch doctors: Coming soon to your local shanty towns!

Tipsy Gypsy.

How the hell did the top quote get 518 votes? Yeesh!

This definitly brings back memories of going to Grandmas...But that was before the medication

Nightmare fuel. Environmentally friendly nightmare fuel.