Craptions Classics February 22, 2009

Hermione's life went downhill after Hogwarts.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

...and thats pretty much the gist of Scientology. Any questions, children?

deaved_wrath

Oh Shit! Grandma got out of the basement again!

Bionic_Crouton

This is the owner of the car from yesterday

drdevindvm

The most prestigious elementary school in Arkansas.

jessen

Where are they now?: Sarah Palin edition

Grayson

The Toothless Fairy.

"Children, gather 'round. Let me tell you about the evils of Western dentistry"

Milkman

Dorothy's house missed the Gaudy Witch of the West by mere inches.

At least she hasn't got furry dice. That would be tacky.

Ovenman

Lady, your car is parked illegally.

Blair Witch, the children's musical.

Crustache

If she weighs as much as a duck, we'll burn her at the stake.

Blinker_Fluid

By your powers combined, I am Captain Gypsy!

BowToTheBard

Mary could only perform her children's plays while on crystal meth, and it showed.

Crustache
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