Other Craptions

Sometimes the words "road" and "trip" go together better than you could have imagined.

Fuck you Xzibit!!!

Ma'am, can you describe the car that struck you?

Poor Herbie couldn't handle the stress of being associated with Lindsay Lohan

The truly amazing part of this car is it runs on liquid LSD

At first, it took the transformers a few tries to get it right.

Fabulous Prime, leader of the Autobots.

Hbie: Fully stoned

John doesn't brake for clowns.

Like many child stars, Herbie could not handle the pressure of show business and turned to drugs and Eastern religions.

During the mating season, the Volkswagen Beetle of Paradise works tirelessly, adorning its plummage with any brightly-colored objects it can scavenge. Here we witness a rare moment in which a female Jetta has paused, obviously attracted by the Beetle

For sale: used VW Beetle. Vehicle able to speed up and slow down passage of time with single stone.

Herpes: Fully loaded

This is your car. This is your car on drugs. Any questions?

Its owner may be "EH," but I'm "WTF?"

The Bollywood version of Herbie is admittedly a bit weird.

WORST CAR WASH EVER

"My other car is even MORE fucked up."

"Now.... where did I park??"

My other car is straight

"Please... kill... me.."

Well, huh. I always thought Hunter S. Thompson just hallucinated that car he went to Vegas in.

My brother is Meh. That's his car across the street.

This is a lot of things, but I certainly hope canadian is not one of them, eh?

I've never seen a car beg for death before...but the eyes say it all.

What is it, hippie mating season?

When cars get cancer

Eh, the modern Hindu God, was not as popular as Krishna

Maybe we should've bailed out the car companies....

This way, those annoying fuckers never offer to wash my windows at the red light.

"I said I wanted it turquoise! Now everyone's gonna laugh at me!"

The only ride paul mccartney could find while the yellow submarine was getting tuned up

The economy hit Timothy Leary and Ken Kesey just as hard as the rest of us and they had to downgrade from their former bus.

Thanks Doc but I'll stick with the DeLorean

Boy, VW's have come a long way over the years

"Tom, I think we're being followed." "Are you sure it's the same car, Roy?"

If Jesus had a car...

India's take on "Herby fully loaded" was downright fabulous.

"Sweet merciful crap, MY CAR!!!"

Quick, someone call the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Automobiles!

I guess the Hare Krishnas are right about reincarnation. One of their blue guys just came back as a car.

The greenest car ever. It runs on chakra. And servicewise, it only needs alignments.

During the crisis in detroit, GM and Ford got pretty desperate to try something new. They failed.

Screw you CARFAX.COM

The new parking tickets were a little over-the-top.

This could be in the cracked article "5 Crappy Cars You Wouldn't Want To Buy"

mEH

Fuck you, im the one and only EH

2010: The Year Cars Become Self-Aware. And they have REALLY bad taste.