Other Craptions

Don't poke the mouse. Don't shoot the mouse. Don't trap the mouse. Don't poison the mouse. Tell you what, just leave the damn mouse alone.

"Um, on second thought, let's try the pizza place down the street instead..."

yes, excuse me, where do you keep your really weird shit?

Then we will fight in the shade!

Picture menus are a good idea for those who don't speak the language.

and then the ball rolls down the stairs triggereing the net which traps the mouse.

They may not have built a better mouse trap yet, but they sure as hell put a lot of effort into the blueprints.

Advertising is more honest in China.

Chinese Fried Mice is not a typo.

Ancient Chinese secret. Mouse make everything taste better.

At least they don't lie and tell you it's chicken.

Stop...Hammertime.

Steps to write craption: 1.Look at picture 2.Laugh 3.Vote for jekelish 4.Post craption 5.????? 6.Profit

DAMN, jekelish shot way the fuck up. wonder what his secret is, because it sure as hell isn't being funny...

In Japan Tom gets Jerry.

Dried fish fireworks and candy, Get it all at Rat-K-Bob's .

We sell only the angriest of rats!

Do not sell anything to Master Splinter.

I never knew there was a Chuck-E-Cheese in Macao!

Rattitude: Taking rat poisins to the EXTREME!

Soylent Rat is PEOPLE! It's people!!!!

For when you gotta catch 'em all... Buy new Special Happy Fun Time Pokemon Rat Poison!

Somehow I dont think I want this candy.

The Brain never saw it coming when Pinky revolted.

Wanted: Ratatouille. Impervious to arrows and makes a mean Rainbow Roll.

fuck you jekelish

It's the year of the rat already?

So THIS is where they got the idea for Master Splinter...

We're controlling the rat population... by cooking them!

"I no understand why we have no customer."

Bring out your dead!

If he catches those arrows, that's going to BLOW MY MIND.

Chinese for the natives, Spanish for the migrant workers, and pictures for American's fucking around on comedy websites. They covered their bases.

Seven Ereven.

On second thought, I'll stick with the Big Mac. Thanks anyway.

I never knew that McDonald's in China was so different than in America.

Yeah, killing teenage mutant ninja rats is everyone's responsibility in Brazil

Yep almost every craption-er has confused spanish with potuguese And thats awesome

If I sit long enough and stare at this poster the Virgin Mary will appear.

The real Speedy Gonzales was a total badass

I don't understand...what does this have to do with fireworks?

Rat- now in 5 assorted flavors.

This quest will lead you to Rivet city where you must procure the trampoline gun which will help you rid the city of the mole rats.

Oh I get it. Hanged chickens are making the rats mad

Does PETA know about this?

No rats were harmed in the making of this Craption.

The Chinese "Rat Race" gave off a sort of WTF vibe

Hey Wong! Fix the goddamn voting program. Some votes go up, some votes go down, some stay the same, some craptions don't get submitted on the first try. Jekelish and you other fucks are clogging up the system with your multiple craps.

We are paying for our father's mistakes. Letting those rats grow gigantic and with sarcastic looks, when will people learn?