Other Craptions

Starbucks is PEOPLE!!! It's people!!!

Have you people ever thought of just... not buying the stuff?

Reverend Ric Flair and the Coffee Choir take their music and their message to the streets.

My anger at Starbucks can only be expressed.... in a song and dance number!

"You know Beth, ironically I could really go for a tall mocha latte...but don't tell Steve!"

“blah blah blah SCIENTOLOGY blah blah blah”

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man No time to talk

We're here. We're queer. We don't like starbucks.

That old guy on the left is like, "I fought in Korea for the freedom to do THIS kinda shit?!"

Ironically, the Starbucks protest was led by a Tall Americano.

At the end of his days, Colonel Sanders went a little nutty.

I think it's great that these people have nothing more important to protest, don't you?

Big Trouble in Little Seattle

You see that old guy in the white hat? That's my uncle Melvin and he totally boned that redhead in the front there. Uncle Melvin is my hero!

Hey Hey, Ho Ho, That double-chai-half-caf-mocha-latte's gotta go, Hey hey, Ho Ho

David Wong erased my craption because it got in the top 5. That's fine but why delete my account? Even Jekelish liked my craption. Let this be a lesson. If you're going to break the craption rules, don't let it get to the top.

Fuck, I'd be protesting that guys suit, if anything

People for the Ethical Treatment of Assholes

Pastor Disco Stu and The Fuck Starbucks in their Ass Tabernacle Choir hit the streets to spread the anti-corporate coffee gospel, and scare the shit out of pretty much everyone.

He drank a double expresso, suffered a manic episode, and bleached his hair. Starbucks would pay.

why is jack black so pissed off at starbucks?

The starbucks logo... too much nudity, or NOT ENOUGH?!?!?!

Shit....I've been preaching to a lamp-post for the last 10 minutes, haven't I?...WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING GLASSES?!?!

"It must be MILKSHAKES that bring all the boys to the yard, can I get an AMEN?"

What do we want? Coffee sizes to be called small, medium, and large. When do we want it? Now!

Listen Dunkin Donuts, I know you won the taste test but don't you think this is taking it a little too far?

Praise Juan Valdez!

Wait wait. I thought we were meeting at Starbucks to get coffee before protesting something evil. I'm going back to bed.

I hate Stareuks Offee!

The Starbucks new flavor - White-Power Hot Chocolate

At that moment inside the store: "Ok everyone, we all knew a day like this was inevitable. Phillip load the day old pastry cannon. Marissa start foaming the milk, and Ted hook up the nozzles, its going to get ugly."

Hell-no-we-won't-go-What-do-we want?-Cheaper-coffee-When-do-we-want-it?NOW-NOW-NOW!

That guy needs to switch to decaf.

Pillip Seymor Hoffman lost weight... and went CRAZY.

Who knew God was such a big Dunkin Donuts fan?

I never realized Starbucks was cutting into the fried chicken market...

You laugh now, but look at what happened to Circuit City.

This is a side of Ted Kennedy I haven't seen before.

The CCC on march: the Coffee Cup Clan.

Stop...Hammertime.

I've got a tall caramel macciato for Satan...

ANYONE WHO DRINKS STARBUCKS IS EVIL AND A HERETIC!!! Okay guys, lunch break... McDonalds or Burger King?

Well, at least we know they're caffeine-free.

Haha. Talk about a coffee break. (no regrets)

Harland Sanders III did everything he could to promote his new Chicken Coffee - with a special blend of 7 herbs and spices.

They were later arrested for obstruction of good fashion.

Another one of uncle Ray's psychotic episodes psst...... Uncle Ray is the old guy in the hat.

Fuck! Someone stole my Screenplay!

The Good Reverend "Dr. FeelGrate" is here to discuss the evils of DevilCoffee! And gays.