Other Craptions

Yeah, that power might get you into the X-Men, but do you really think "Golden Donut" is a good super hero name?

The real trick happens when he jumps in the pool of gasoline

Sauron finallt finds his other eye.

I don't know what this movie is about, but I'm guessing Michael Bay is responsible.

Go, go gadget... Oh my God! I'm burning alive!

HADUKEN!

Please write to your congressman and stop Same Portal Unions!

The Segway as purchased by Wile E Coyote.

So you turned on the Hadron Collider, then what happened?!

"Now, I can only do this trick once, so pay attention..."

I think that guy's wheelchair is on fire.

On the seventh day, god created fire. On the 8th day, man learned to use it and nearly killed themselves.

"Bill, I know you love Star Wars and everything, but seriously dude, your Princess Leia hair is getting a little out of control."

Soon Bob learned that getting tag teamed by 1000 pixies was NOT as cool as he thought it would be.

YOUR ALL LOOKING AT MY BY WHY ARENT YOU HELPING!?!

Hotwheels.

Jesus' miracles were way more badass than the Bible makes them out to be

Try as they might, Poland just could never intimidate anyone with its so-called "Weapons of Mass Destruction."

Why, that's either the best or the worst Halloween costume I've ever seen.

Michael J. Fox should not smoke.....

Lord of the Flaming Rings

If you can see this Craption, TAKE OFF THE RING!!!

This would be brutal on acid!

The most dangerous waterwings of all time.

Exclusive picture from the set of X-Men Origins: Jubilee

So THAT's what it feels like to have hemmorhoids.

Not content to just blow smoke out of his ears, Gil upped the ante and blew giant flaming loops.

Just then Jeremy regretted having taco bell for dinner.

Flame On! Oww OW OOOWWWW FLAME OFF! FLAME OFF!!!

Satan's Balls

DESTRUCTO-DISC ! HA !!

FIRST never wins. Can't it, just this once?

“I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically, pyrotechnically.”

Think that's cool? Wait until he farts.

The first and last time Bill played flaming ring toss.

"I'm not arresting him. You arrest him."

Wait...where the hell did that little girl get those bitchin' glo sticks!?

Stop looking at me Tom Cruise!

Double-O Steven.

Another European addicted Redbull, cigarettes, techno music.

Hello everyone I'm an attention whore

Gay suicide bombers never really cause that much damage.

Walking Jack Flash

DANGIT. Am I the ONLY person who doesn't use multiple accounts?

Stop...Hammetime.

DANG IT BILL! Can't we for ONCE go for a nice walk without you opening up a gateway to hell?

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick to the face has some new and improved grafix!

I knew I should have skipped the Chicken Fiesta at the cafeteria today.

The things that do not kill us … make us fuckin’ crazy.