Other Craptions

Lucy from "Peanuts" was more troubled than the comic strip led you to believe.

Later, this car would get towed, for this is a no-irony parking zone.

The Rorschach-mobile wasn't quite as sporty as, say, the Batmobile.

Don't shrink and drive kids.

"...to the Freudmobile!"

Oh second thought, maybe you shouldn't trust someone with a degree from the University of Phoenix...

HAHAHAHAHA oh Fkelleghan!! SOOOO Funny!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dr. Phil meets the recession.

AHA! Now I can find my car in any parking lot in the world.

Seek professional help elsewhere.

As Freud often said " some times a demonic horse with hellish red spikes for a head is just a demonic horse with hellish red spikes for a head"

If you stay on the "couch" a full 8 seconds you're cured.

Suri Cruise's playground

I don't see the big deal... it's just a headless horse, man.

So Meatloaf is going on tour again?

On the other side of the sign are the words, "Will help overcome childhood trauma for food."

In Soviet Union, plastic horse with satanic trident head calls YOU crazy!

Come one...This guy seems legit...

And don't worry about advertising - I've got a fucking awesome idea.

After all the shit rudolf went through, the coke, the bullying, all that shit with santa it wasnt long before he needed mental help

Yet to be painted: ARE FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T HELP ME ONE FUCKING BIT YOU MONEY GRABBING WHORES!

After one ride, my depression was GONE!

Psychiatrists? More like Psychos...

Tom Cruise is never alowwed to design a float ever again for any upcoming parades

OH GREAT!!! Here comes jekelish and his 80 fucking accounts. Prepare for him to skyrocket.

Prescriptions! Prescriptions! Get your painkiller prescriptions!

Warning: If you graduate from online universities, your degree might look like this.

I can only imagine this is some crafty shrink's way of subliminally telling people that he's hung like a horse.

Oh my God! The Scientologists were right!

This is gonna be the best High School Reunion ever! They'll all think I'm a rich doctor with this disguise!

It's a request, not an advertisement....

I prefer Scrubs.

pimp my ride kazakhstan

Welcome to Ohio

So, the more traditional couch is out now?

If you think that psychiatrist sucks, you should see his advertiser

I prefer laying on the couch, but your the doctor.

Best. Yard Sale. Purchases. Ever.

... For when a bottle of pills just isn't enough.

Tonight we carousel in HELL!!!

Warning: Writing craptions and then voting for yourself 10-20 times may result in an over inflated ego.

Freud: Is anybody else masturbating to this too?

This looks like someone put a toy horse and a wooden board on top of a car roof.

Yes, but who will psycho-analyze the psycho-analysts?

I'll take Pink Floyd songs for 500 Alex.

At last I know what the Google "Street View" mobile looks like!

...otherwise known as "Satan's Shrinks."

With mental health being what it is, this is the only truly "recession-proof" occupation.

Daily Craption of Shame [The Rorschach-mobile wasn't quite as sporty as, say, the Batmobile.] by jekelish Congratulations.