Other Craptions

Where did you think non-dairy creamer came from?

This year, the people of Pamplona are really fucking scared

White Bull: Gives you iron.

Even the Wall Street Bull is looking rather poorly these days.

The Six Million Dollar Cow

This poor cow can't moo-ve

If the robot cow sees its own shadow, McDonalds makes you fat for another 6 weeks.

The hindu's aren't gonna like this...

The cameraman who caught Rosie O'Donnell without her makeup was trampled seconds later.

Unfortunately the dairy industry is still at a standstill

Robovine.

Mt. Vesuvius hit Pompeii's farming district as well, and just as Betty was taking a massive shit.

What? It's just my latest Warcraft character!

If I hear next time on LOST one more time, I'm gonna punch you through the computer screen.

Agile and graceful by design, the mechanical bull is a marvel of natural evolution. Will you please spare my life now?

Here lies the mechanical bull's partner. Died of engine failure.

Beef: its whats coming to kill you.

So, yeah, fuck horsepower

Robocow

A monument to Bossie, the first ever multiple organ donor cow.

The monument for all the cows that fought and died in Vietnam.

Ro-bovine.

Looks like the so-called "stimulus package" is having the opposite effect on the stock market...

Fast, sleek, badass, but only becomes the foot of the Megazord...

Got WD-40?

February 16, 2008. The day Cow-Net became self-aware.

Great, even inanimate statues close their eyes for vacation photos.

Insert terminator joke.

I've finally finished my steak-shitting machine

The new Chevy model wasn't practical, but giving the horn was a lot more satisfying.

Udderly stunning

The new Ford Taurus is just a little impractical.

We're going to need a bigger grill.

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I CAN HAZ CATBURGER?

So...does this thing fart electricity?

Damien Hirst sucks.

Stop...Hammertime. (theme song to the slaughterhouse)

The answer to Mad Cow Disease was actually worse, now that you think about it.

Daily Craption of Shame [This poor cow can't moo-ve] by Henrystennett Congratulations.

Japanese Iron Man is kinda freaky

aMOOsing

I-Cowbot

Suddenly, the inkblots attacked the helpless shaved bull!

Somebody's always gotta be rippin off Whitey

This picture is MOO sucky (I'm feeling uncreative today.)

Still tastier than British beef.

I'm trying to come up with a witty craption before my submission gets lost within the hundreds of unintelligible ones near the bottom, but I have nothing. This picture sucks.

Isn't it amazing that this is what we ALL look like on the inside?