Other Craptions

I don't understand this pie chart

After the boy fed the monkey, he raped and impregnated it.

Fallout 3 in Japan is waaaay different.

Please don't make our monkeys fat or we will be forced to crush their skull with a bag of rocks

Goddammit Japan... just... goddammit.

Super Monkey Ball. Ask your doctor.

I bet these monkeys wish they'd taken the blue pill. Bigtime.

Curiously enough, this is an ad for Pepsi.

What? The sign says "don't feed the monkeys". I don't get it.

This is what happens when you ban abortion

This tells the beautiful story of a sick pregnant monkey and the little boy who took care of her child. Also, please don't feed the animals.

Testicles taste best when they're fresh!

Lol. It's sOs not sUs. Stupid Japanese

Teaching Curious George a lesson in minding his own fucking business.

Japanese ad for The Morning After Pill

Please don't artificially inseminated the monkeys.

It's a fucked up way of explaining what radiation sickness is...

Remember kids always use a condom, just because she says she's on the pill doesn't always mean she's on the pill

We play game. It velly simple. You eat red ball you live. You eat ball of any other color you die of food poisoning. Choose now!!!

Don't feed grenades to the monkeys.

Japanese Jawbreakers Will have you Red and Throbbing.

Isn't someone gonna bitch about Jekelish?

Look, if you're going to keep feeding be this stuff, I'm gonna keeping shitting out fat ill people.

Japan's other national flag is only seen by them to avoid embarrasment

....and that is how we discovered the tomato!

Caution: Testicles thieves ahead.

Only in Japan are monkeys better surrogate mothers.

I think the message is clear: No hot-pants.

Japan's version of Romeo & Juliet is fucking awesome!!!

The Evolution Of Man

Damned toddlers. Can we feed THEM to the monkeys?

And that's when little Mokey gave in to the pressure.

“…and while his wife was giving birth, little monkey bob wasted his money on acid with little Billy…”

SUS is the Picasso of Japan.

planned parenthood is getting wierd.

japan's version of Hansel and Gretel.

Jonestown in Japan

After this debacle, the course name was unofficially changed to "The Birds and the Bees".

Warning! Dont feed the Hernias to the hemorrhoids

Apparently you do get pregnant when you swallow...

Finally, a new use for all that monkey crap lying around my house.

The fact that we even need a sign like this is a sad mark of our times. Common sense just isn't a reality...

Try Japanese Monkey Testicle Cookies today!

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you smell.

Warning: look out for greenhaired children. We haven't seen one either, but they could do something like this.

The Japanese Make-A-Wish-Foundation had REALLY misinterpreted Mojo's dying request.

The things I did in war... Terrible things that no man should ever have to do...

Unlike Rocky Mountain Oysters, Tokyo Oysters can actually cause impregnation just by eating them.

Once again, evidence for the healing effects of Eastern medicine proves to be sketchy at best, bullshit at worst.