Other Craptions

I'd hit that... with my car.

Teddy Winehouse

So we FINALLY meet, bustychick69...

Wow... This is how I celebrate Valentine's Day, too!!

I bet you that after all he's gone through, he'll still won't be accepted to the fraternity because he's a bear.

My other stuffed bear is a heroin junkie.

Teddy Kennedy

Skanky the Pooh

Bud Light's new ads are getting creepier by the minute

Good beers go to beer heaven when they die. Light beers go here.

Bud Light and Falsies....neither one quite as good as the real thing.

After all the success in the 80's, some care bears had to accept jobs in some "embarrasing" films...

FKELLEGHAN IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA OMG SO FUNNY!!!!

Preschoolers Gone Wild.

This Bud's for Pooh!

Oh, I get it. It's a CUP holder.

Hey Booboob, yesh you, wherrre's my nicpic bashket?

Bears with beers in their bras. You stay classy, Milwaukee

Don't care bear.

Trailer park modern art.

"MOM" get inside, jeeze

They call it the "Island of Misfit Toys" for a reason.

Pictured: My ex-girlfriend. Not pictured: Dignity.

Happy Valentine's Day Jocelyn! XoXo (What? I'm Dutch and I didn't want to buy a card)

Bud Light introduces they're "Failing Economy" mascot, Brokey D. McDrunkasfuck.

Tickle-Me-Hobo

"Yes mommy, where DO Disney characters go when they're old?"

And THAT'S what Meatloaf won't do for love.

Boozehound.

"And another American home is destroyed in Teddy's quest for beer and bitches!"

My name is Bedy Tear...and I'm an alcoholic

Will fuck for milkbones

Animal Crossing: Spring Break

can anyone guess where the 5th bottle is?

Her size is Beer-cup

Paddington Bear gets wasted.

Normally I wouldn't be opposed to a Bud Light and a titty flash but in this case I'll pass.

This picture was my mom's Exhibit A in the divorce trial.

Pluto's really depressed about not being a planet anymore.

Too bad this commercial couldn't make the super bowl :(

Winnie the pooh found something he liked better than honey.

I told dad to stop wearing mums clothes

Finally, the MAN's Teddy Bear!

No amount of plastic surgery could hide the tragic fall of the Coca-Cola Polar Bear.

Mascots at Mardi Gras?

Dont worry. After all those beers, she will be looking sexy

Bud Light: Drinkability for drunken whores.

Skeeter's memorial to his wife was frowned upon by his family and friends.

Sure, Mr. Cheney, I'll go hunting with you!