Craptions Classics February 12, 2009

After finally subduing Doc Octopus, Spiderman took extreme measures to make sure he would NEVER come back again.

CavalierX

Other Craptions

"And then he attacked me with his tentacles and flung me..." "please Mr. Spiderman, I don't care! I'm just trying to work."

siromar

Spiderman, Spiderman, does some waiting in Japan...

GaseousClay

Uncle Ben's Fried Rice: With Great Power Comes Great Taste.

"I said Iron MAN, not CHEF...assholes."

Gratisthethird

After Spiderman's date with Mary Jane...he had the munchies

Walker720

Spiderman, Spiderman Eating all the dog, a caucasian can Extra spicy, Labrador So delicious wants some more

SUPERNAUT44

I just webbed in my pants.

Crustache

NO! You no pee here! You go now! No pee!

crunchybananas

Peter Parker's spider-sense tingled when he saw Spider Penis on the menu.

Spilaman rove flied lice.

acaba36

Who knew that DOB likes Mongolian food?

Thel

With great power comes great chow mein.

Iapyx

Really? This needs a craption?

crunchybananas

Everybody gets one.

rustytrombone
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