After finally subduing Doc Octopus, Spiderman took extreme measures to make sure he would NEVER come back again.
"And then he attacked me with his tentacles and flung me..."
"please Mr. Spiderman, I don't care! I'm just trying to work."
Spiderman, Spiderman, does some waiting in Japan...
Uncle Ben's Fried Rice: With Great Power Comes Great Taste.
"I said Iron MAN, not CHEF...assholes."
After Spiderman's date with Mary Jane...he had the munchies
Eating all the dog, a caucasian can
Extra spicy, Labrador
So delicious wants some more
I just webbed in my pants.
NO! You no pee here! You go now! No pee!
Peter Parker's spider-sense tingled when he saw Spider Penis on the menu.
Spilaman rove flied lice.
Who knew that DOB likes Mongolian food?
With great power comes great chow mein.
Really? This needs a craption?
My spider shits are tingling.