Other Craptions

"And then he attacked me with his tentacles and flung me..." "please Mr. Spiderman, I don't care! I'm just trying to work."

Spiderman, Spiderman, does some waiting in Japan...

Uncle Ben's Fried Rice: With Great Power Comes Great Taste.

"I said Iron MAN, not CHEF...assholes."

After Spiderman's date with Mary Jane...he had the munchies

Spiderman, Spiderman Eating all the dog, a caucasian can Extra spicy, Labrador So delicious wants some more

I just webbed in my pants.

NO! You no pee here! You go now! No pee!

Peter Parker's spider-sense tingled when he saw Spider Penis on the menu.

Spilaman rove flied lice.

Who knew that DOB likes Mongolian food?

With great power comes great chow mein.

Really? This needs a craption?

Everybody gets one.

My spider shits are tingling.

Peter Parker has much to learn from his Uncle Benn I. Hana

Free-lance photography thing not working out so well, eh, Pete?

When you're looking for a cover identity that allows you to vanish for long periods of time, why not try waiting tables?

"Mary Jane dumped me. Doc Oc broke free. The newspaper fired me..." "Forget it, Spidey. It's Chinatown."

Seriously bro, you're gonna make me wait! I come all this way to take care of your giant lizard problem and this is the thanks I get?! Yea, you just made my list buddy!

"he's right behind me isnt he...." "DAMNIT!"

Why must boners always happen at the most inopportune times?!

Sign reads: Cat pies - 5 yen!

No! You have to wait your turn like everybody else! Don't be a Peter Porker! (I apologize for nothing)

And tonight, Comedy Central presents... wait for it... the Roast of Tobey Maguire.

After waiting in line for twenty minutes, Spiderman realized he would have to take his mask off to actually eat his food. The revelation of his true identity was totally worth the lo mein, though.

I'll take the Dr. Octopus tempura.

after this meal, spider-man will be more anatomically correct.... webs will be coming out his ass.

I am not giving you a bathroom token, last time there was web all over the place.

"With great flour comes great reheat ability."

I´ll have the cream of som yong guy please

Not pictured: Batman, chopping vegetables with his batarang.

Peter Parker was bitten by a sous-chef.

Spiderman thought this was so completely unfunny that he made his retarded step brother go instead.

Check out that red scarf! What a dork.

Insect infestation, teriyaki cat, and inadequate restroom facilities -- the health inspector is gonna shit a brick when he sees this place.

Grandma in back is CHUGGIN that Mountain Dew! GO GO GO GO!!

Goddamn, my work computer is slow.

Spiderman's new arch-nemesis...Chef Dickhead.

i don't want it.....Spiderman, make him pay

And in his spare time, superhero and villian-thwarter Spiderman likes to do crossword puzzles and learn about cooking.

Spider-man soon found out that if you aren't a robot or cowboy, the Japanese don't give a shit

Mmm...you rike radioactive spider omrette?

Hold on, the recipe doesn't call for the radioactive spider urine until the last minute of cooking.

Spiderman for 500 yen? Sounds like a bargain!

You want flied lice?

My spider sense is not what most people think it is. ...it's an erection, if you didn't pick up on what I was hinting at... ...so can I have some free food?

God dammit is there anything spiderman won't endorse????

"Free eggroll to first 5 asshole in Spiderman costume!"