Other Craptions

A death with dignity... look at those jazz hands!

well, its kind of a stabbing pain in the chest and it hurts when I dance.

Statue commemorating all the French soldiers who died while running away from their enemies.

We finally won in Iraq when we developed a gun that shoots guns

He died FABULOUSLY!

Would you describe it as a shooting pain or a stabbing pain?

Flashdance in Russia just wasn't as good

Dance Dance Revolution--ary War

Tomb for the soldiers that marched together too closely.

A in memory to all the silhouettes who died in world war 2

The planned sequel to Inglorious Basterds; 'Unfabulous Comrades'

He's been struck by a gayonet! They get you from behind!

Your move, bullet-proof vest.

The planned memorial for the Unknown Queer Soldier

those ARE muskets!

See what happens when you bring a gun to a knife fight!

An artist's impression of Jekelish killing the fun of the Craption Competition.

He was cleaning his weapon, when it accidentally flew over his head and into his back. Naturally, he was surprised, and responded with a ball-step, kick, Fosse, Fosse, kick, before collapsing in a fabulous, yet lifeless, lump.

The Chinese have now mastered the art of shadow puppets too.

Prince's stand after a victorious game of basketball: "GAME... BLOUSES!"

The US military, now that Obama's in command.

You think THIS is awesome, how about the guy (not pictured) who was shot with a sword?

okay, who in the second row doesn't have his gun?

Private Thompson's version of Singing in the Rain was skewered by the critics.

If one more person says "Previously on LOST" i will castrate you in a most unfriendly way.

The Civil War jazz/tap veteran's memorial

The gunsword argument from weeks ago ended tragically.

In Soviet Russia, Bayonet stabs YOU!!! What...Bayonets stab people in the U.S. also? Fuck you guys.

The medal for best acupuncturist during the war.

A memorial to all those who were owned in world war 2

Those ipod commercials have gotten a bit macabre.

Cirque de Shit Happens.

"What are you, retarded? You're not going to kill anybody thro-- Never mind."

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the sword-pen-gun is the mighiest of the lot.

Well, whaddya know, the Liberals are right -- guns DO kill people!

That's actually Rihanna after Chris Brown stabbed her with an Umbrella - ella - ella - ay - ay - ay

Why javelin catching never caught on as an Olympic event.

In memory of all the people who have died from falling into tar lakes.

Ballet-onet.

Peter Pan finally learned how to hold on to that damn shadow.

Now on Broadway, CIVIL WAR : The Musical

The last time Lt. Jenkins used "jazz hands."

Where will YOU be when the Revolution strikes?

Well, there's your problem...

Don't ask, don't - AAAUUGH!

The remake of West Side Story was fucking violent as hell

Finally, a David Blaine trick I can appreciate.

Bayonettes...THE MUSICAL!

The French don't have many heroes, but they had to make a statue of someone!!