If you're a man carrying a purse in public, it feels like the whole world is watching you,
"I TOLD you there'd be cameras. Now aren't you glad I belt-sanded your face off?"
"Foolproof plan, he says. Limited security, he says. Fuckin' asshole..."
IT'S A TRAP!
Swap it out, just like Indiana Jones. No one will notice
Keanu Reeves stunt double.
What do you mean we can't identify the culprit!? We have like a hundred cameras watching the area!!!
I swear it moves! Look. LOOK! I can prove it. I'll show you. I'LL SHOW THE WORLD!
Now that's what I call a stimulus package!
(Oh yeah, like I'm the only one who pre-writes craptions and tries to force them to fit the picture)
I would NOT want to play this motherfucker in poker.
"Police! Put down the bag... and wipe that smirk off your face".
"Just a sec, Keanu, we're almost ready... Ok, now ACT!"
Pictured Above: What it felt like to be Muslim in an airport.