Craptions Classics February 10, 2009

If you're a man carrying a purse in public, it feels like the whole world is watching you,


Other Craptions

"I TOLD you there'd be cameras. Now aren't you glad I belt-sanded your face off?"


"Foolproof plan, he says. Limited security, he says. Fuckin' asshole..."

Jeff Kelly

Swap it out, just like Indiana Jones. No one will notice


Keanu Reeves stunt double.

"Act natural..."

Jeff Kelly

What do you mean we can't identify the culprit!? We have like a hundred cameras watching the area!!!


I swear it moves! Look. LOOK! I can prove it. I'll show you. I'LL SHOW THE WORLD!


Freeze, dummy!


Now that's what I call a stimulus package! (Oh yeah, like I'm the only one who pre-writes craptions and tries to force them to fit the picture)


I would NOT want to play this motherfucker in poker.


"Police! Put down the bag... and wipe that smirk off your face".


"Just a sec, Keanu, we're almost ready... Ok, now ACT!"


Pictured Above: What it felt like to be Muslim in an airport.

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