Other Craptions

"I TOLD you there'd be cameras. Now aren't you glad I belt-sanded your face off?"

"Foolproof plan, he says. Limited security, he says. Fuckin' asshole..."

IT'S A TRAP!

Swap it out, just like Indiana Jones. No one will notice

Keanu Reeves stunt double.

"Act natural..."

What do you mean we can't identify the culprit!? We have like a hundred cameras watching the area!!!

I swear it moves! Look. LOOK! I can prove it. I'll show you. I'LL SHOW THE WORLD!

Freeze, dummy!

Now that's what I call a stimulus package! (Oh yeah, like I'm the only one who pre-writes craptions and tries to force them to fit the picture)

I would NOT want to play this motherfucker in poker.

"Police! Put down the bag... and wipe that smirk off your face".

"Just a sec, Keanu, we're almost ready... Ok, now ACT!"

Pictured Above: What it felt like to be Muslim in an airport.

Someone is pretty sure this mannequin comes to life when no one is watching.

the new Hitman game comes with the motherfucker difficulty level enabled

Finally, a model that can't take cocaine.

Hi, I'd like to talk to you about Scientology...

For some reason Dan had the feeling he was being watched. He could confirm this feeling, of course, if he had eyes.

Pictured: The future...

Shit, I think they got me on camera.

It isn't paranoia if they really are watching you.

WE GET IT. KEANU IS A TERRIBLE ACTOR. NEW JOKE, PLEASE.

Man, that's a lot of security for a couple of Coach bags.

That just seems like overkill. I mean, does he really need TWO carry on bags?

Who watches the watchmen?...lots and lots of cameras

Your move, jekelish.

It's 13 minutes into the Craption contest. Do you think your Craption really has a chance now?

Caught stealing in front of all those cameras...what a dummy.

Deal or No Deal!?

Hey Jekelish, leave some captions for the rest of us.

So what you're saying is that there is no way for me to bang this mannequin without getting caught

Stay tuned for The Bachelor coming up next.

If houseflies worked for security companies.

♫ I always feel like...somebody's watching me... ♫

Surreal or No Deal

Good thing he has no eyes, or he would be freaking out right now.

Klaatu, barada, necktie!

That guy must have an unbelievable poker face

Luckily for Charles, the security guards watching him don't have faces either.

You have been mindfucked by cracked.com P.S. You also now have a brain tumor

President Bush gets a taste of his own medicine

That's one mannequin who won't DARE make a move!

Now THAT's what a real Decepticon looks like.

If the camera puts on an extra 10 pounds, that guys going to feels so fat he can't move. The perfect security measure.

All this and they forgot to hit 'record'!

The cameras are impatient to see if his penis looks like a face.

What?

As it turns out, the new electronic hair removers were just a little too effective.