Other Craptions

I hate illegal immigrants... Go back to Legoland you fucking job stealing whore!!

Has anyone seen my Rubik's Fuck You?

"Yes. For the millionth time, my grandma died so I built myself a new one out of lego. Why do you keep asking me about it?"

Now here's someone who can actualy shit bricks...

WHAT THE HELL!? Your Eharmony account said you where megablocks!

Seriously, who's the Craption photographer with the Lego fetish? You don't just "stumble" across this many giant Lego constructions. Get some help, dude.

FAKE! That's not a real dog.

Ahhh so thats the owner of the stupid duck hunt's dog

Legoland: Auschwitz was not as successful as one would think.

The Lego bus was years from being built, let alone being operational.

No one else concerned that she's breastfeeding her dog IN PUBLIC?

Sadly, her husband is gone. But he'll always be a part of her.

Two bits'll get you a duplo-job.

Sorry ma'am, no dogs allowed in the mall. You are going to have to dismantle him.

The real mistake was stepping on her briefcase, NOW she's stuck.

Old and senile and shouting obscenities at passersby in the mall, her family decided it was time to put Granny Blocks in a Construction Home.

She's a brickkk-houssseee!

She's been taking up half of that bench for 42 years

i picked the wrong day to quit smoking weed...

Holy GWILIKERS BATMAN THAT WOMAN WAS LEGOLIZED

IT'S A TRAP!

WANTED: $5000 reward for any information regarding to the Granny Lego Killer. Last seen with her dog Buster and the remains of her husband in a suitcase.

Pixar finally feels the strain of these harsh economic times.

Yes, I enjoy eating prunes. Why do you ask?

In an updated version of Little Red Riding Hood, the wolf is tricked into eating a Lego Grandmother. He then dies from constipation.

She needs some anti-aliasing

Uh-uh, Mother-m-mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today.

I used to be 64bit you know?

This is what you get when you solve the Rubik's Fuck You.

Ma'am, that doesn't qualify as a pet carrying case.

The sad fact is the true story of "A Million Little Pieces" was even less belivable.

Why grandpa prefers wearing beer goggles.

The Curious Case of Leslie Lego: The woman who aged blockwards.

All early attempts at benjeman button looked shit

I bet this granny has a pretty solid pussy

Lego or not... No form of public transportation will ever make a stop here for anybody!

Earlier today the Lego Forrest Gump figure was stolen from Park View Mall. Please call Crime Stopper with any leads.

Legoland's first suicide bomber.

GILF?

Ask not for whom the legos connect, for they connect for thee.

The KGB's Suitcase bomb was only handled by the elite.

The new decoy2000 is guaranteed to scare old people away from benches in the mall

Tonight on E! - Joan Rivers's latest plastic surgery!

I'm Waiting for Legot. Hmmmm..... Tough Crowd.

Grandma really was square.

Cardboard sign not shown: "Abandoned by drugged-up husband who ran off squashing turtles trying to rescue his little whore, Princess Peach. Need money, God Bless."

My taxidermist is cheaper

Is it just me, or did Body Worlds seem more impressive in the advertisements?

i asked for the star wars legos for 6 months, did my chores, made the honor roll & this is what was under the fucking christmas tree.