Other Craptions

Russian women prefer a more durable vibrator.

I thought the robots in Soviet Star Wars were cool, but I don't agree with their choice for Luke Skywalker.

In Soviet Russia, wristwatch wears YOU!

DANGER DANGER COMRADE ROBINSON

Say what you want about Communism, but the Soviets were at the forefront of port-a-potty technology.

HOW THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY KNOW THIS IS IN SOVIET RUSSIA?!?!?!

...and you can fight a bear in this suit!!

CCCP didn't get through the casting. R2D2 and C3PO were just better than him.

Russia's first iPod

"Alright, so here's the plan...we're sending Cruise back."

It's a little known fact that as far back as 1953, the Soviets were developing Roomba technology.

"Show us where he touched you Bill, show us on this old Soviet rocket."

R2-D2's pimp.

In retrospect, the Soviet attempt to invade the US via the "Trojan Gumdrop" was hindered by the brown coloring and the big "CCCP" sign on the side.

after they close the hatch... Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Russia's video of the lunar landing was not funded nearly as well as America's.

In Soviet Russia... hang on a minute this is ACTUALLY in Soviet Russia!

I gotta tell ya, Red October is just not as cool as the movie made it out to be.

"Tell him what he's won, Bob." "...well..."

Take a hit out of that, Phelps

"Boiler Hunter" - Russia's answer to Steve Irwin - never really took off.

"You did what with the cancer-research budget!?!?!?"

behold the USSR2-D2

The Soviet space program kind of peaked back in the '60s.

"CCR! I said CCR, you assholes. Who in the fuck would want a CCCP logo on their goddam enormous customized jukebox?! Fogerty is gonna kick your ass, man."

Chuck Norris's poo.

and this is my wife... nina

"C3PO... i'm your father" "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Hide Natasha! Moose and Squirrel are coming!"

Вот это ДА!!!!!

He's going to step in there so he doesn't hear anymore soviet russia jokes.

The Russian remake of "Star Wars" really sucked. Just look at this still of Han Solo and R2D2!

"Mr. Putin, your colonic is ready."

"I guess it's alright.....could use a cupholder though..."

"Hey guys.. In Democratic America, you fly rocket!!"

"Sorry, only dwarfs about yay tall can ride"

I think I'll just stay on the American built side of the space station...

Make sure you don't get too close to the sun in your chocolate space capsule, Ivan.

In many ways, Americans were embarrassed when the Russians built the first computer capable of running Windows Vista smoothly.

hey, russia, 1956 called, they want their panneling back.

How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb - a literal adaptation.

No, wait...I'm you...from the future...

It looks like Dr Who Villians are regressing back to their 60s state.

you down with cccp? yeah, you know me!

"Коричневый Ноябрь" не имел успеха в совет

Vladamir Putin - the only person ever to fight an atomic bomb and win.

You spelt poop wrong dumbass¬!

IT'S A TRAP!

The Russian answer to Buck Rogers never got past the pilot episode. Shown: Buck Rogers and Twiki.