BUT WAIT! There's more!
Russian women prefer a more durable vibrator.
I thought the robots in Soviet Star Wars were cool, but I don't agree with their choice for Luke Skywalker.
In Soviet Russia, wristwatch wears YOU!
DANGER DANGER COMRADE ROBINSON
Say what you want about Communism, but the Soviets were at the forefront of port-a-potty technology.
HOW THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY KNOW THIS IS IN SOVIET RUSSIA?!?!?!
...and you can fight a bear in this suit!!
CCCP didn't get through the casting. R2D2 and C3PO were just better than him.
Russia's first iPod
"Alright, so here's the plan...we're sending Cruise back."
It's a little known fact that as far back as 1953, the Soviets were developing Roomba technology.
"Show us where he touched you Bill, show us on this old Soviet rocket."
In retrospect, the Soviet attempt to invade the US via the "Trojan Gumdrop" was hindered by the brown coloring and the big "CCCP" sign on the side.