Other Craptions

Oh, run TOWARD the fire....got it, thanks!

Thank god they put the sign up. I can never seem to find the octopus room on my own.

Enter and choose your mustache.

Bathroom sign at taco bell.

Now THAT'S what I call a boner!

Welcome to Dr. Cthulhu's office.

Get those Motha Fuckin Snakes off of that Motha Fuckin SIGN!

Those aliens are crafty, what with their leaving signs around encouraging people to run toward their menacing tentacles.

Hell, this exit.

The feats of Hercules don't seem quite as impressive when you realize the gods left him little clues to help him out, like this sign telling him where to find the Hydra.

Open door, recieve bacon.

Now that is one enthusiastic soon to be rape victim.

"Oh I'm sorry, I was looking for the testicle room. My mistake."

"Sorry, wrong door."

Slowly back away from Japan.

In case of fire run backwards through the door so you can keep your eye on it.

shut the fucking door

Oh, THERE'S the bukkake room.

"How do we convey the real purpose of this bath house without being obvious?" "How about a sign with a guy running toward abstract cocks?" "Brilliant!"

There's a men's room, a ladies room and apparently a third less appealing option.

If you are hunchbacked please kill yourself immediately

The Flying Spaghetti monsters were stunned to discover when they opened the door that humans do, in fact, exist.

Makes you wonder what he's running FROM...

If erection lasts more than four hours, run headlong into a burning building.

Say what you want about Lucifer, but he's always kept an open door policy, illustrated by this sign here above his office.

This way to Hell.

Relax, it's just a sign letting you know where to find the Christmas tree.

Caution: Rosie O' Donnell genital shaving.

Stop, drop and roll is for pussies.

WARNING: Let the shitter air out before entering.

In case of attacks by tentacle monster, turning into a ghost can be extremely beneficial.

After an exceedingly number of accidents within the green room of floating, scary-ass knives, management was forced to take some kind of action.

Caution: Medusa ahead

A Polish sign showing how to escape from burning building

Interview for THE SPIRIT movie- Interviewer: Mr. Jackson why do you choice to embrace a bizarre character like The Octopus Samuel: I saw a mother f***in sign.

This way to the hot chick wielding fire

I would not run into the fire erection first!

Oooooh, run TOWARD imminent death. Gotcha.

Oprah's vagina do not enter.

in case of fire ........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caution: Steve often blows loads with such force that they send the door flying open, and giant sperm sailing through the air. Might wanna wear a slicker.

Scientologists Enter Here.

Clearly what we have is a mis-oriented image. When rotated 90º counter-clockwise, the flames are appropriately represented, as is the schmuck falling through the trap door. Bwah hahahahaha!

"But if you choose the GREEN pill..."

Green means go. Whatever the fuck this is, I think you'd wanna stop.

"Doctor, do you think that you could get a new sign for the entrance door to the burn unit??"

The room of scimitars up ahead.

Adobe Photoshop: Effectively Destroying artistic perspective since 1991.

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