A little known fact. Man conquered fire, but woman put a goddamm leash on it.
She's landing that plane way too close to those children.
Hey lady? Your dogs are on fire.
Clocks in the old day were so much more bad ass!
Everyone was having a great time until she farted.
OK I'll say it - that's one hot chick.
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
She could wait. Bush had to come out some time.
Sniper on top right will take her out...
FIRE, you sickos!!
Hey babe got a ligh ..AGHHHHHHHAGHHAGHHHH!!!!!!!
How does Cracked always know my sexual fantasies?
The worst part? She's not wearing clothes, that's just charred flesh.
Pictured: the only legitimate use of Furbies.
Lisa's cooking skills were minimal, but the presentation was spectacular!