Craptions Classics February 04, 2009

A little known fact. Man conquered fire, but woman put a goddamm leash on it.

xgrendelx

Other Craptions

She's landing that plane way too close to those children.

donarumo

Hey lady? Your dogs are on fire.

ShawnStu

Clocks in the old day were so much more bad ass!

SUPERNAUT44

Everyone was having a great time until she farted.

NickCagesucks

OK I'll say it - that's one hot chick.

rustytrombone

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

DrTom

She could wait. Bush had to come out some time.

phreesh

Sniper on top right will take her out...

mexgeo86

She swallows... FIRE, you sickos!!

Thomas Calnan

Hey babe got a ligh ..AGHHHHHHHAGHHAGHHHH!!!!!!!

twiglet

How does Cracked always know my sexual fantasies?

Beowulf42

The worst part? She's not wearing clothes, that's just charred flesh.

Buschenweiser

Pictured: the only legitimate use of Furbies.

dystopic

Lisa's cooking skills were minimal, but the presentation was spectacular!

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