Other Craptions

She's landing that plane way too close to those children.

Hey lady? Your dogs are on fire.

Clocks in the old day were so much more bad ass!

Everyone was having a great time until she farted.

OK I'll say it - that's one hot chick.

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

She could wait. Bush had to come out some time.

Sniper on top right will take her out...

She swallows... FIRE, you sickos!!

Hey babe got a ligh ..AGHHHHHHHAGHHAGHHHH!!!!!!!

How does Cracked always know my sexual fantasies?

The worst part? She's not wearing clothes, that's just charred flesh.

Pictured: the only legitimate use of Furbies.

Lisa's cooking skills were minimal, but the presentation was spectacular!

My ex girlfriend,five minutes after she found out i cheated on her and ten minutes before my house burned down.

Lady! WHERE ARE MY POODLES???!?!??

Lorena Bobbit has never gotten over John...finally she took his balls...just let it go woman!

Every season of Heroes sucks more than the one before.

Apparently something far more interesting than a chick swinging chains of fire is happening just out of frame...

Listen, I don't know about you, but swinging around your burning baby fetuses is not the best way to advocate for Pro-Choice.

Erica had to keep a close eye on the monitor to her left. Juggling fire would be impossible without the instructional video!

Betty realized her act was in trouble when she looked behind her to see that one-upping jackass Tom with THREE fire yo-yos.

Best Miss. America Ever

The number one rule of fire spinning is always pay attention. Excuse me miss, over here. Did you hear me?

Cover girl for PYRO magazine.

Elizabeth Hasselhoff finally had enough of Whoopi Goldberg's shit...and the fight was on!

There's an even hotter ninja swinging even flamier nunchuks off to the right apparently.

'Mommy, what's a lesbian?'

Sure, she's cute now, but in about five minutes when she sets herself on fire and someone puts her out with a pitchfork, you still gonna wanna tap that?

The performance arsonist.

Is her dance partner twirling marshmallows on sticks?

Torched By an Angel

Every warrior princess has to start somewhere, Xena was no different

In the distance, the crowd could see their beloved orphanage burning to the ground, and Patricia once again found herself in another awkward situation.

no no, I said I wanted to see a JIGGLING hottie!

Hot or Not?

I SUMMON "Flaming ball-stick Warrior" In ATTACK MODE!

Now, that, my friends, is arson with STYLE!

My High School Marching Band's Colorguard kicked ASS!!!!

Fire in the hole!

Mariah Carey teaching kids to light things on fire. wish i went to that school

Once you actually get there, the surface of the sun is quite the disappointment.

Dungeons and Dragons 4.0 is going a little far.

Tara the firedancer kept the slave owners entertained as they checked the new slaves.

I'll tell you this, I'll never hire her to walk my dogs again.

i guess Mariah Carey really is bat-shit insane

Never play with fire. But this is working with fire, so it's okay.

So after she cut off my balls I figured "eh, that's probably the worst of it", then I saw her show

Okay, now before we begin I just need to know your "safe" word.