Other Craptions

The new season of Lost.

The best place to find sexual predators is usually around cockpits.

Nevah mind Billy, get away from the Choppa

When a bar in Mexico tells you it's closing time, they fucking mean it.

To catch a predator

You know I can see you right?

Pete the Predator says, "Don't drink the water in Mexico kids, or you'll crap constantly for a week"

The sign says it all: A mexican bar

Well, he got to the chopper!

You see...THAT'S your problem right there.

Bullshit!...You want him off, YOU tell him to get off....

Stop me if you've heard this one... A predator, a Puerto Rican and a Jew get on a helicopter.

Lost vs. Predator (ABC jumped on the bandwagon)

Illegal Alien vs. INS Predator: Requiem: Part Four: The Final Battle: Maybe: But Probably Not

"Let's eat somewhere else!" "This is the only restaurant for miles!!" "....still..."

If Predator was really such a great hunter he'd know to take down that sign

Air Mexico always knows how to turn bad publicity into...publicity.

Even though filming had stopped in 1987, nobody had the balls to take the suit away from Kevin.

Arnold Schwarzenegger erects a memorial to honor his wife, Maria Shriver.

Wow those predators just cant fly for shit

This is why I don't watch Lost anymore.

"Are you there, Xenu? It's me, Tom."

Illegal Aliens Vs. Predator

After a quick Google search, the Predator learned that his prey would eventually 'get in ze choppa'

All Your Burritos Are Belong To Us!

Everybody talks about the pilot "Sully" and how he landed the plane with no casualties. They never tell you that was his second plane crash.

Best. Lawn. Ornament. Ever.

He means business, he's searching for a sequel

The confusion continues -- cloves of garlic do NOT ward off Predators. Idiot.

GET TO MIKE HAAANSON!

For some reason, Hilary Clinton wasn't pleased with her new "Secretary of State - 1" aircraft.

Greased Lightening! Go Greased Lightening!

I know we're getting a lot of illegal aliens from Mexico, but... come on!

Zoos in Mexico kick ass.

That free 3-month trial membership at Gold's Gym really paid off for Predator,

This will stop Eve from eating that fucking apple.

"But Momma, I just want to SING!"

They are really embellishing the Hudson crash for the made-for-tv movie.

Not Pictured: Alien standing on a rusted-out tank

and you thought our illegal aliens were bad

Eurodisney just isn't the same.

There's something out there, and it ain't no man. And also, it likes happy hour on Tuesdays.

Ever wondered what happened to all those displays at the defunct Planet Hollywood restaurant chain?

When Ninja Turtles go back to their roots.

So that's what happened to DB Cooper!

Don't be too impressed by the predator we can see... worry more about the 7 that we can't because they'll *BLAM*

If this place serves its drinks in collectible spinal columns, I'm so there.

Innnn the jungle, the mightttty jungle, the lionnnn sleeeeeps-OH MY GOD WHAT"S THA-*gurglesplat.

Okay, okay, don't shut down Gitmo! You win!