Craptions Classics February 02, 2009

You laugh, but he's nailing a hybrid of Mary Jane and Queen Amidala.

GaseousClay

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With Great Power Comes Horrible...Horrible Aim.

jspot2k

Uncle Ben Kenobi would be proud.

God damn you George Lucas...god damn you...

Walker720

I think it's safe to assume that this person has never felt the touch of a woman.

Jeff Kelly

10 million fanboy's underpants just became unusable.

Brett-Butler

So who's the villain? A fucking octopus with labored breathing?!

Gatt

I'm torn. On the one hand, I want to steal his lunch money. On the other hand, AWESOME.

Jeff Kelly

A long time ago...in a galaxy far far away...a nerd got his ass kicked...

Walker720

In addition to being impervious to pain and possessing the ability to lift cars and swing from building to building, he also has the power to repel women.

Jeff Kelly

What, no elven cloak?

ShawnStu

Good...let the fail flow through you

BigT

A geek's identify crisis can be a sad, sad event.

DrTom

Ever wonder what Bruce Wayne dresses like for Halloween? Yea, he's that rich and cooler than all of you!

acaba36
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