Other Craptions

With Great Power Comes Horrible...Horrible Aim.

Uncle Ben Kenobi would be proud.

God damn you George Lucas...god damn you...

I think it's safe to assume that this person has never felt the touch of a woman.

10 million fanboy's underpants just became unusable.

So who's the villain? A fucking octopus with labored breathing?!

I'm torn. On the one hand, I want to steal his lunch money. On the other hand, AWESOME.

FIRST

A long time ago...in a galaxy far far away...a nerd got his ass kicked...

In addition to being impervious to pain and possessing the ability to lift cars and swing from building to building, he also has the power to repel women.

What, no elven cloak?

Good...let the fail flow through you

A geek's identify crisis can be a sad, sad event.

Ever wonder what Bruce Wayne dresses like for Halloween? Yea, he's that rich and cooler than all of you!

It's so awesome it doesn't even need legs.

Not pictured: Women.

Bit by a radioactive wookie...

Cool Superman costume!

Even storm troopers have Halloween.

It was pretty easy to notice that Tobey Maguire had been replaced in Spiderman 4.

The farce is strong with this one.

"At last! My Anti-Poon suit is complete! Now, I am completely impervious to getting laid!"

Wait until you see Jar Jar Venom: "Mesa gonna eat your spleen!"

Okay, so maybe it's not the outfit I would have gone with for my senior picture, but to each his own.

"Uncle Ben!! Uncle Ben Kenobi!! NOOOO!!"

Not That "First" Isn't Utterly Hilarious....But......

Ok this isnt what spidermans clone saga was like

Dear Mr. Lucas, We all get that you don't have an original idea rattling around in your big head anymore. Just give up and let it go man. Just let it go! Sincerely, Everyone

Throw in some LOTR crap and you've hit the nerd trifecta.

Supervirgin

CAN WE SEE HIS FEET? DOES HE HAVE HOBBIT FEET? OH MY GOD HE'S PERFECT!

Wanna see my laser blaster ladies? It shots warm, sticky, white stuff.

Funny thing is no matter how many of them there they always miss with the webbing

When two nerds collide.

Ok MK vs DC was bad enough, stop with the fucking cross overs!

It was a laugh all around when Iran revealed the secret weapon against the West they've been working on all these years.

By day he was a mild mannered photographer for the Death Star Gazette.

Spider Man 4: Attack of the Clones.

Hey, Grezz.....ya misspelled FRIST!

Luke, use the spidey sense.

I can't think of a good craption - I'm still too hung over from the Super Bowl.

Just put a lightning scar on his forehead and it's official porn

Why is there a beam of light shining of that man's anus?? Oh, it might be because you JUST BUTTFUCKED MY CHILDHOOD!

Darth Parker.

Luke Webcrawler.

So now the Empire has Stormtroopers that can't hit the broad side of a barn with their webshooters?

So, long story short... that's how I remained a virgin forever.

This nerd was bitten by a radioactive spider while in line for The Phantom Menace.

"These are the not the nerds you're looking for, it's those guys dressed like Cylon hobbits."