Milkman
When I said 'if you build it, they will come'...I really should have been more specific on what to build.
jekelish
If you look closely, you'll notice a bumper sticker that says "my other car is also an abstract mess."
Vincenoir
Ok so the hammer didn't get us to America but I have good feeling about this!
Leaf
The roof landing was faked! This picture proves it. There are no trees on the roof!!
assassassin
Fuck you Brett-Butler for stealing my Wrong Brothers joke. Congratulations, have fun seeing your name in the Cracked roundup next week, you asshole.
DrTom
After inventing the "Trash Magnet", Andrew found out that Amy Winehouse was way ahead of him.
playerkiller
Team Rocket: Reminding us everyday that if you must fail, fail with a giant mechanical monstrosity that blows up and inevitably sends you flying through the air to your untimely demise.
Gambler
So, let me get this straight: Transformers 2 was given a $200million budget, and THIS is Devestator? Shit.
whirlwind201
Okay, I'm sorry, It won't win, but I had to make this joke: "TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE... FROM SCRAP!"
Gambler
Look, Disney, just because Transformers is a successful franchise does not mean you should try a similar theme for your live action sequel of Bambi.
Fkelleghan
I have one like that, but mine's bigger, and is crowned with a T Rex skeleton.
polyp
They said I was daft to build my space rocket out of trash and large binoculars, but I build it anyway just to show 'em! It crashed into the ground. So I build a second one! It burned, fell over, then crashed into the ground.
restlessgiant
I don't care if your science project works, mine is SO much fucking cooler!
andrewsb
The fourth terrorist plane was the first target of the CIA's new "fuck up" beam.
Tomarse
A mini blackhole transforms CERN after they finally get the hadron collider working.
unpleasantbrown
Alright, man, wrap your mind around this. Is there more land or more air? Yeah, dude, air. So, here's the plan. If we have more air than land, then why are wasting our time with landfills, bro. Yeah, man, that's what I'm saying. Airfills. The
whirlwind201
February 1st, 2009. The day the garbage became sentient. Today the dump, tomorrow the WORLD!
KibblesnBitts
How many people wait for 3 o'clock to come just so they can submit their horrible craptions and get votes?
ABanjo
Well, Will.I.Am, you now know what I did with all that junk, all that junk inside my trunk.
Grezz
After analysis of their spending NASA have decided to skip the usual explosion phase and start sending spacecraft up as bundles of charred, tangled metal.
JackMcPoop
Now I'm pissed I came here at exactly 2 o'clock and I took 30 seconds to post one and now i'm screwed. God dammit. Click on mine if this happens to you everyday.
polyp
The aliens knew we were expecting sleek saucer designed space ships, so they made a design that looked like junk, and the invasion went without a hitch.
Wazula
They laughed when I said I could make a pile of shit fly! But I showed 'em! I showed 'em all!
linx
When the aliens finally came down the ladder they were wearing blue jumpsuits and carrying a statue of Fred Stanford.
tuhokas
"And, so yeah, the device will hit the meteor, and the unicorns shoot out of the barrels, fight space-monkeys, and voila - the Earth is saved!"
MightyMike
This is a photo of the first 0.00000000000000000000001's of a second when the world imploded
Milkman
"Look, this 'gargoyle' isn't going to repell evil spirits from the buidling...it's just going to lower the value."
tuhokas
If so far we've managed to deter any potential space invaders then we're officially fucked now.
Fabjet
"Hello, people from the past. Don't be scared, i won't hurt you. I'm in fact what you call nowadays a 'car'. Yes. Cars talk in the future, and due to the global warming, this is how it looks like one made with recycled materials."
thtephen
"...and you're certain they won't think it's fake?" "It's 1969 people will believe anything!"
Brett-Butler
Just as well Bill Gates didn't design Microsoft. You should've seen his first attempt...
mystik
sure it doesn't look like the picture but its not bad considering i lost the instruction booklet
Bionic_Colsen
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station! Emperor, have you actually checked the progress they've made? No, Why?
haefi
It’s an easy made illusion, they just had to build a tilted city in the background.
Zaphod
you are presented with this and only ONE person thought of a hadron collider joke?!? You disappoint me.
Leaf
When they said they were launching Scotty's remains into space, I assumed they meant James Doohan's ashes, not his final attempt to build a real starship.
Zaphod
"please remain in your seats, we are expecting some inter-dimensional quantum turbulence ahead."
Zatak
...it doesn't matter Dave. EVERYONE has to switch to digital on the 17th. Take it down man, just take it down.
mactheknife
"shit stacked a mile high" was not a figure of speech for this young inventor!
T Bird
The last remnants of scientology, as they will be found in 2000 years. Our society will be looked down upon.
gabi
"You know, I vaguely remember seeing footage of something that looked exactly like this that leads me to believe this isn't gonna work."
Doomboy911
turn left at the weird thing in the road well how are we going to know whats.. oh yeah that works
geniuswaitress
I know Dollywood is in Tennessee, but I didn't realize the rides were built by hillbillies.
meisterburger
SETI has seriously had to cut the funding for their auditory telescopes since the recession began.
steeze_bucket
"I'm telling you Mohammed, this will stick it to those capitalist bastards!"
Jack-O
Magneto may have mastered magnetism, but the man cannot build a spaceship to save his life.
Fabjet
Our friend the shark had a great idea after destroying that house... he always feel kind of arty after the rage.
steeze_bucket
Inspector Gadget switches his internal task processing software to Windows Vista
Fabjet
After paying $20.000.000 to meet Xenu, important scientologists are now into Buddhism.But Xenu doesn't care. Now he's more popular than ever between the rest of the people.
FoxHarris
You know when you think about it, Katamari Damacy really was just a big ball of garbage.
Drunk-ass
Starbuck crashed her ship here, and off to the left Battlestar Galactica decided to take a shit.
EcherDaAwesome
come on george lucas, at least *try* to make another good stars wars movie.
stolen_art
Sometimes eight thousand channels from 100 different countries just ain't worth the funny looks from neighbours
Zatak
This is why Little Johnny's nightmares had to take the bus...the astronaut had been drinking.
thewisperman
Could you remind me again why exactly we considered an Auto Industry Bailout?
Jimaicanmecrazy
I know you're blind, Dave, but you said you were going to build me a goddamn X-wing. I want my 5 bucks back.
Leaf
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have picked up some strange hobbies in their old age.
DeusEx
Despite getting a brand new satellite dish, Jake could still only find garbage on TV.
Evildrive
You see? Now we aren't polluting the world with trash! Will put it all in the sky!
JerkAss
This is proof that green initiatives to help our planet can have server draw backs.
AlecJace
Honey, I know you like building things, but I am late for work and my fucking keys are in there.
joshreynolds
Okay Boys Their Slicing NASA budget we need new shutle ideas... Well Sir I did have this one plan.
AlecJace
This is only the 498th time the work MEXICO or MEXICAN has been posted for this craption.
blackadderz
After Frodo destroyed the Ring, Sauron was forced into prostitution to pay his rent.
benrichardsrm
Letting homeless people design the latest space shuttle is proving to be a mistake.
Winters
The Health and Safety Committee saw the "Urban Short-range Rocket Transport System" Project in a different light.
Simski
The trash magnet was working fine, but Johnny realised he should have built a remote for switching it on.
biesseb
His wife always joked he was cheap...but when John attempted to build a satellite out of scrap from the local landfill she knew it was time for a divorce...
Mr.Solitaire
The original climax to Lost's 2004 pilot episode would potentially have provided the show with less gravitas for longevity.
theguy2
Is that a massive pole with a whole lot of junk at the end, or are you just happy to see me?
Mr.Solitaire
FOX News are in no danger of criticism in their lack of recession cut-backs following leaked photos of their only active transmitter.
Zatak
Yeah, the water thing was kind of lame, but the new James Bond movie will have...um...this?
DeathXP
The Mexican's had to find a new way to cross the border after they laid the land mines. And find one they did. Those crafty bastards.
Sui3351
King Of The Cosmos: This Katamari is much too small. We would have preferred it bigger.
Dan Thompson
George Bush: "Hehehehe, told you Iraq had weapons of mass destruction." Secret Service: "No Sir, This is what happened when your daughters spreaded their legs. It sucked everything in." George Bush: "Hmmm, i misunderestimated them."
shundawe
Well Jane, this sculpture clearly represents the feeling of getting kicked in the nutz. Notice how everything looks tangled and imploded.
MorteTHeSkull
what happens when cracked uses 4chan "divide by zero" pictures for its craptions
mactheknife
just milliseconds before this... "asteroid" killed all of Mexico's wonderful people.
phillipscolton
OH! I get it! Craptions! :D It's got a crap right in the name! Hilarious!
RandyChimp
The wright brothers first attempt was quite dissapointing. They didn't even try!
RandyChimp
"C'mon Buzz, we can be in space again! *whispers* We can be in space*!" "Yeah, I think we should see other people Neil!"
MellyGSter
After the Hudson incident they came up with this, a plane too terrifying for birds to fly into.
Xcaliba1452
I think its leaning a lil to the left............no ur other left........ incompetence
Zatak
Please make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position...Thank you for flying American Airlines...
Leaf
Neil: "That's one small piece of trash from man. One giant heap from mankind." Buzz: "Shut up, Neil. Just shut up... and for the last time, it's 'from A man' damn it."
affinity
Obviously this is a sign from God showing off his awesome ability to balance large objects on one slanted leg.
mitachuk
I guess Professor Farnsworth found another ball of garbage hurling toward the Earth on his smelescope.
bqhuynh86
After many failed attempts at constructing the world's first operational airplane, the Wright brothers still could not figure out why their design wasn't aerodynamically sound....
BenLWolf
Finally harnessing his awesome powers... General Garbage would prove to the world once and for all they were wrong to mock him. Once he reached the city dump they would pay, oh how they would pay.
NightmareAsylum
I guess that the Appleseed Project ran out of funding....Again. Better call Uranus Dunen.
NightmareAsylum
"Check out the balls on that modern art Penis!" "I think it looks more like a convoluted sex toy actually....."
ROV_exnavy
Well, it appears not ALL the theories about what would happen with the first successful run of the Large Hadron Collider were entirely accurate...
mcjiggles
Whatever it was, it would have actually made the first 2 hours and 45 minutes of the super bowl watchable.
surroundedsita
Kim Jong il hides his weapons of mass destruction easily from Bush, I wonder if Obama will be as naive....
corbin
All the wires in the world aren't gonna help your airplane if you don't have the wings on right.
jccg22
did i incorporate aerodynamics?.....um....yes........ i think? can you use that in a sentence?
lordlim
So this is Michael Bay's 'Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen?' Well I see the fallen but where's the revenge?
dl19
Well son....Nasa may have the greatest minds from every country in the world, backed with billions of dollars, but i have a hammer, some trash and a whole crate of beer. WE'RE GOING TO SPACE.
rodrigorenzo
If you look from below, it may look like an X-Wing. look at the jets right there!
Hearsvoices
See...the mini-black holes created by the Large Hadron Collider didn't destroy the whole planet.
bafaulkner
I've got this craption thing figured out. First you get 300 friends to sign up on Cracked.com...
LordBungle
Even the Spagehtti Monster was not imune to the effects of global warning and pollution
TychPsych
"I gotta tell ya, the whole end of the world 2012 thing wasn't as exciting as I thought it would be."
infest0125
I'm going to teach you bastards to take a picture of my house without my permission!!
_Breeze_
Told you I could build something out of a scrap pile and keep it off the ground.
DorianGrey
Just wait: soon enough it will be more than large enough to roll up EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!
bohzoh
The Canadian Space Foundation's first satellite attempt went pretty well all things considered.
JRob
What should we do about pollution on Earth? Don't worry about it and shoot our garbage at Mars! I love it!
whirlwind201
The next generation in Mexican Border crossing technology. Intention: Confuse the heck out of the NIS.
whirlwind201
Don't laugh. In some cultures artwork by Pierre de Garbage is worth millions of dollars!
Fabjet
Even though the whole class laughed at Jimmy's invention, he still got a big red A for his work.
JackMcPoop
"Are you sure that thing will work Tom?" "Nonsense,Jim it will work just fine" "OK...Appollo 13 is ago"
idrinktoforget
Bush's Helicopter crashed on its way to Texas. No report yet to whether he is safe or not.
Batman?
In the year 2010, The White Trash Space Foundation built it's first and last sattelite
Swaimfan
Oh, onceabee, if you're wondering why deaved_wrath's entry is doing so much better than your practically identical craption, it's because nobody likes you and you should feel bad.
Kalex
Amigos, we are tired of falling behind the pinche gringos all the time. If they can go to the moon, so can we!
Ouroborus
The roadside memorial to the tragic mid-air collision of the Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang car and the Flubbermobile.
Zaphod
After stealing the blueprints for the shuttle, mexican scientists forgot to take them out of their pants pocket before throwing them in the wash
Zaphod
When setting a trap for the gigantic garbage-monster, it is vitally important to choose the right bait.
fizzyswizzle
Here stands the original design that was going to be used in Lionel Ritchie's "Hello" video.
BTRulesTO
Peter Pan got drunk one night and this was the sobering reminder he got in the morning...
chromigula
Though not as famous as Christ the Redeemer, Katamari the Destroyer is a highlight of Rio de Janiero's Hilltop Statues Tour.
Truthiness
And they thought I was mad when I said I wanted to build my own satellite. Well who's mad now????
TuthmosisIII
Verne's last thoughts were filled with regret over his inspired use of the LHC's blueprints to increase the output of his still.
eroticpanda
in 2021 NASA will place a large hadron collider aboard one of their shuttles. This was not their finest hour.
FoxHarris
They all laughed when Jim-Bob said he was building a doomsday device... who is laughing now?
thewisperman
Could you remind me again why exactly are we considering an bailout for the Auto Industry?
Spaldy
Next in our "Art meets Science" series, Spatial Anomaly 3, On a Stick (CERN LHC and Detritus) - Steven Hawking (artist)
Kalex
Oh! It's 1:28, time for people to start bitching up for being "too late for a winning craption"
zarimar
I heard Transformers 2 was going to have a lot of Transformers, but they can exclude this one out.
NCPilot
You know all business ideas are taken when companies start shipping out aircraft's that are already crashed.
the_grobe
one of the first moves barraca obama made was to cut military funding, leaving soldiers with this!
moogirl226
Little billy's treehouse would have been alot better if he was aloud to use nails.
RIPodb
In his later years C3-PO's addiction to plastic surgery spiraled out of control and he became the Michael Jackson of the robot community
vanillabear
No dude move it to the left! Wait no its better now...fuck lost it. Come on man we're gonna miss kickoff!!
beccababes
And if you look out your right window you'll see... wait what the fuck is that shit?!
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