Other Craptions

Yeah, I can't wait for that live-action World of Warcraft movie either, Dave.

Santa's gotta do something the other 364 days of the year :S

Yeah, I'll pass on the handjob.

"If you wanna see the boy's hole.. You gotta pay the troll toll..."

Thor is a lot less impressive in real life.

Queer Eye For The Dungeon Master

"So a guy in a tank top, an old man, and a fella with a black T-shirt walk into an alternate dimension..."

Somebody's going to have to talk to me eventually.

Behold his authentic Bottle of Potable Water.

Those who are about to fight, we salute you....and please remember to stay hydrated.

If this is the audience, what the hell is the parade about?!?

Bouncer outside of Scientology's main temple.

man Russel crowe has let himself go

And in this exhibit you see a semi de-robed Nazgul and their actual "darker" purpose in pursuing Frodo.

Gary was a little self-conscious about his bald spot.

DOB at the Cracked.com picnic

"Go and talk to your uncle, Billy." "But mom..." "Don't talk back to me boy. You WILL give that man a hug!"

"I'm telling you, that's Steve from high school!" "And I'm telling YOU, Steve wore a completely different Germanic Barbarian death mask!"

Luke, I am your gay uncle

Bob Funtime, Happy Happy Funtime Daycare owner.

You looked a lot taller on your building, Cyborg Ninja.

Lord of the Prince Alberts

Match.com. It's OK to look.

This is why there's no Sparta circa 2009.

Darth Dorito,has got to be the worst Sith Lord ever.

"So.. why did you cut his head off?" "Some guy said 'Finish Him!' so I did... it was a Fatality" "Fair enough"

The original concept for Darth Vader's costume didn't pass muster with the studio execs.

He's obviously saving that wishbone for something really important.

I would like to nominate that flap of leather for the Nobel prize.

It looks.... cold.

When I dress like this, no one writes a craption about me!!!

By the Power of Greyskull...

What does a 70-year-old dungeon master taste like? Depends...

Luke...I am your uncle...shhh...be quiet...let's make this our little secret...

During the week, though, he works for Social Services.

Whether male or female, for every second you spend staring at this Craptions photo you become 1% gayer.

Contrary to Brian's belief, this was NOT Sparta.

Holy crap-balls on a stick! He just shit out a Poland Springs water bottle!

My name is Maximus Desias Meridius, and today is my day off.

20 years of marriage will make even the godliest of gods into a fat ass.

Hey! Stop insulting me! Not all death eaters are thin you know!

"No, YOU wake him up!"

Not pictured: Somebody who's seen a vagina before.

Laundry Day

Producers of Gladiator 2 were upset that Russel Crowe seemed to be phoning in his role in the sequel.

But my MOM says I'm COOL!

Yeah, yeah.... sit up straight... that makes you look less foolish... way to go...

Pussy: this guy has no idea what one looks like.

Two men enter, one man leaves... well, one... whatever he is leaves...