Other Craptions

All the sharp blades in the world aren't going to distract women from your tiny hands

While the Japanese Army Knife is not as practical as its Swiss competitor, it edges it on kickassness.

I really don't understand Metal Gear Solid anymore.

That's actually a sign to a gynecologists office.

Damn, libraries in Japan are fucking hardcore.

The Japanese Scientologists have a more literal representation of Xenu...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Billboards

The sign is Japanese for "karaoke". The cyborg thing is Japanese for "fuck you if you don't get it".

Hey honey, what was the name of that pet store we went to while in Korea?

"Let me play for you a little something I wrote myself..."

Tokyo (AP) January 30, 2009 Japan opens a WTF Store in downtown Tokyo today...

It's my dick in a box.

Building-Man was a failure as a superhero, mainly because he couldn't move and thus was rendered pretty fucking useless.

Who doesn't think of a muscular, veiny monster with blades coming out of its body when they see a sign for karaoke?

The rumors are true: Wu Tang Clan ain't nuttin' to fuck wit'

You ain't got no legs, Lieutinant Cyber Dan.

Phantom of the Predator

If the sign tells you it's karaoke time, it's FUCKING KARAOKE TIME!

Modern-day Godzilla sighted in Japan.

After Sauron located the Allspark, Japan was doomed for eternity.

Now that's my kind of hair salon.

Polish movie poster for "Love, Actually".

I come from the future to stop pokemon

Scientology Jesus?

Sesame Street is a little..... different - in Japan.

Translation: Welcome to Happy Sunshine Fun Eat Your Flesh Rainbow House!

While in mid-transform, Edgnik got stuck and spent the rest of his days as a pharmacy.

Ironically, Japans version of "Edward Scissorhands" had scissors everywhere... except his hands.

You Rack a Disiprine

DISCO IS NOT DEAD, IT JUST TRANSFORMED INTO TECHNO.

The Swiss Army Robot Store

IRS Headquarters: Auditor's Entrance.

I am the fifth Cyron!

I bet he's fucking awesome at scrapbooking parties.

FUCK! I knew that teleporter was damaged

If you're name's not on the list, then you really aren't fucking coming in.

"I'll meet you guys at the Club with the gigantic mutant cyborg on the sign." "...could you be more specific?"

Yeah, support stem cell research, you hippies, and see what happens.

Daft Punk joins the Swiss Army.

Luckily for us, the alien's teleport device's aim is pathetic.

Leave it to Japan to make a superhero based on the Swiss Army knife

At last we found a savior withe blades sharp enough to defeat Fkelleghan's sharp wit.

Well, yes, but he has got a fucking TINY penis.

Upon seeing his blind date was Fkelleghan, his primal defense mechanisms sprung to life.

Japan raises the bar again.

I'm NEVER going to Japan. NEVER.

Even Lord Voldemort has to hold his girlfriend's purse while she's clothes-shopping.

Transformers...buildings in disguise.

Cyborgs need gay strip bars too.