Craptions Classics January 30, 2009

Happy Happy Funtime Daycare

GhostRunner

Other Craptions

All the sharp blades in the world aren't going to distract women from your tiny hands

CRACKED Staff,David Wiens

While the Japanese Army Knife is not as practical as its Swiss competitor, it edges it on kickassness.

siromar

I really don't understand Metal Gear Solid anymore.

EddieBrock412

That's actually a sign to a gynecologists office.

Damn, libraries in Japan are fucking hardcore.

Buschenweiser

The Japanese Scientologists have a more literal representation of Xenu...

d.pict

Teenage Mutant Ninja Billboards

The sign is Japanese for "karaoke". The cyborg thing is Japanese for "fuck you if you don't get it".

jonnyt

Hey honey, what was the name of that pet store we went to while in Korea?

acaba36

"Let me play for you a little something I wrote myself..."

CavalierX

Tokyo (AP) January 30, 2009 Japan opens a WTF Store in downtown Tokyo today...

acaba36

It's my dick in a box.

OldGregg

Building-Man was a failure as a superhero, mainly because he couldn't move and thus was rendered pretty fucking useless.

Jeff Kelly

Who doesn't think of a muscular, veiny monster with blades coming out of its body when they see a sign for karaoke?

jonnyt
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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