Other Craptions

The entrance to Neverland Ranch.

Lego Land is a terrifying place.

For some reason, "Bulgy" never caught on as a corporate mascot.

Blagojevich dies his hair blond and lives it up on his last day in office.

Michael Jackson's statue of Macauley Culkin goes on sale.

France gave Japan the slightly less inspiring "Statue of Perversity."

I hit F5 50 times for this??

In Russia, statues take pictures of you

Denisse The Menace, the awkward teenage years

Peking Tom

In Germany, porn watches you.

The Choice is made! Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa! The Traveller has come! Nobody choosed anything! Did you choose anything? No. Did YOU? My mind is totally blank. *I* didn't choose anything... I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.

I knew something was wrong with a new "fallout" game

Jimmy's got a big head ever since he got that fancy new camera on sale.

The Tomb of the Unknown Voyeur

...and Cartoon Network unleashes the Flintstones upon New York.

Damnit, if I catch those kids who keep stealing that from my yard...

Dad?

I said Auto-Focus. Not Otto Fuck us!

Kool-Aid Man is way different in China

Oddly enough, this is the sign for a Japanese library.

Big Brother's watching you. And he likes what he sees.

A zit and a boner..Johnny doused himself in gas and jumped into the pit of hell to avoid school picture day.

Vic's frat brothers were merciless in their hazing...

First, there was the story of Harvey MILK...now FOCUS Features brings you the tale of a young man who changed a nation...JOHNNY CREAMPIE!

In his retirement, Richard Simmons took up the exciting hobby of garden gnome design.

Japan's version of the Iwo Jima statue portrayed Americans in a slightly less than heroic state.

Johnny looked up at the gate to the lego factory, and sensed that this would be a long, dark fieldtrip.

Gotham City's Villains were a lot less sinister during the day... and significantly more gay.

BITCH, this ain't a cutscene, press A! PRESS A! You ain't got time to smoke a bowl, you still playin! Jump, gypsy, c'mon, JUMP!!! President's daughter's been kidnapped! It's up to US!!!

Just wait for the Golden Shower at noon

Stop! Hammertime.

I am too horrified to write a craption.

Dude, imagine how big the guys IN the porno are...

You think Freddie is a little out there? You should see what Shaggyand Scooby are doing. To each other.

"So, should we have him wear socks?" "Hells, yes!"

The camera is up here... UP HERE!

At least he was sensible enough to wear comfortable socks and shoes. Wouldn't want to dress completely insane.

If anatomically correct, this Japanese statue would have a WAAAAAY smaller cod piece

"Oh look Daddy!! Look!! I want legos!!!" "Son.... you're killing me here..."

I am totally taking my car to this muffler shop

Unlike most people, John took the restraining order as some sort of dare.

Peeping Toms give out their own version of the Heisman Trophy.

Until he got the suit, Megaman was just a pervert.

Who wants to look out of their hotel room and see a bunch of wires? How ugly is that?

This is what Donald Trump sees in the mirror.

You know that game where you read your fortune cookie and add "in bed"? Well, I'm never going to play that ever again.

This picture is so disturbing, I think it gave me cancer.

Needless to say, Big Boy went on a diet.