Other Craptions

Wait till the ice caps melt, we'll see who's retarded.

Seriously, are there any cool games for the Wii?

'Hello, all, I'm from the year 2133, and I've come to--oh God. Oh God, Johnson! Shut down the temporal gate! They've followed me! The giant chrome goldfish crackers have followed me! Christ save us all!'

When the goldfish eventually take over the world, the only safe place left will be, ironically, in a glass bowl.

Now that Jake Gyllenhal is "respected", the little known clause in his contract for "Bubble Boy 2" comes back to haunt him

Hello, I'd like to talk to you about scientology.

It's MOOPS!!!

Here's the weird thing, he's their audience.

In Soviet Russia... Where will you be when... I'm YOU, from the... ahh, fuck it.

Look at me! I'm crazy Stuck in a Bubble Man. Don't you think it's crazy how stuck in this bubble I am!? Now gimme some candy!

Is NO ONE else worried about how damn skinny the chick standing on the table is!?

Not pictured: This man's dignity.

Finally, an adequate vehicle for Andy Dick's overwhelming talent.

I'm trapped in a fart, OH MY GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME I AM TRAPPED IN A FART!!!!!!!!!!!

It's easier to keep an eye on child molestors in Canada.

With Heath Ledger dead, Jake Gylenhaal didn't get to make the sequal he wanted to.

Fuck you, it was on sale!

Ever Blow Bubbles As A Kid?....Well He's Back In Town....And Wants Your Number!

I'd say vote for the guy who said "It's MOOPS!!!" but seeing as how this is cracked and 89% of all the viewers are under 9 years old and dont get Seinfeld references, you might as well vote for me...

Darrell's artistic tribute to the moment he was conceived.

Wait intervention? what do you mean intervention?! I don't have a problem! I can take this off whenever i want! now? well not now. tomorrow, yes tomorrow I'll take it off. you'll see!

The real reason "Cracked was unable to connect to the database server."

I liked David Blaine better when he did magic tricks.

So long, Sanity, and thanks for all the fish.

modern art is complete wank, and thats whats keeping him afloat

Dick in a bubble.

Some people are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit, and in a bubble in the park there lived a retard.

Rumor has it that if you turn the bubble boy upside down that snow falls out of him.

I'm gonna eat you little fishy. I'm gonna eat you little fish. I'm gonna eat you little fishy. 'Cause I like eating fish!

It's 20 minutes into the craption contest, all witty attempts now will fail

Gesundheit!

Finding Normal.

Ooh, honey look... what is that? I don't know... buncha fucktards watching another fucktard do a lame-ass hamster dance with creepy mylar balloons. Where's my camera... where's my goddam camera?!?!?

It's like a gumball machine, without the gum. Or the quarters. You get the balls for free.

When the boy in the bubble became the man in the bubble, it was hard to soothe his pedophillic urges discreetly.

Thomas enjoyed the smell of his own farts so much that he had a special suit constructed.....

When Walter's E-Harmony.com date never showed up, his bubble burst.

Due to a lack of demand, Dr. Lietner struggled to find alternative uses for the World's Largest Breast Implant

intervention... bu-what are you talking about? i can take this off whenever i want! well i would rather wear it now... i'll take it off tomorrow ok?

Finally able to get their revenge, the fish tapped constantly on the side of the glass while Keith complained. "Read the fuckin' sign!! Don't tap on the glass, you bastards!! It's like ten times as loud in here!!!"

Fox Searchlight presents Aquaman

C3P0's retarded cousin.

Im from the future

I'm sorry Aquaman, you should get stick to underwater crimes, you look ridiculous.

While everyone else was distracted by Tomi, the bubble-boy-fish-outta-water roadside attraction, Xendu, from Alpha Centauri snuck up on them and ate their souls.

Mikey never did realize exactly how bad his breath was, until the entire family chipped in to get him one of these....

New show for the fall season: The Ghost and Captain Nimrod.

Quit voting for yourself, behindthescenes! You're an Ass!