Craptions Classics January 27, 2009

What's the matter? Artistic Physical embodiment of malicious intent and selfish decisions, at least in terms of a culmination of modern/ancient theology, got your tongue?

C.J. Tuor

Other Craptions

It's only gay if you make eye contact.

chainfire

This wouldn't be so creepy if it weren't displayed in my orthodontist's waiting room.

Kelly Robinson

The Japanese version of the tooth fairy expects a bit more for his money.

TuthmosisIII

Apparently Satan and Gene Simmons had a bit of a falling out.

rustytrombone

Weirdest wedding cake topper EVER.

jtklove

Aah, 3:00 EST... when everyone is equal, no one is bickering or writing repetitive Craptions, and the race to attain Internet mediocrity has yet to start. 3:01: Every single Craptioneer claims to masturbate to "this".

dandaman

Japanese mythology even has a fucked up story on the creation of Fruit By The Foot

zapper1

Are you thure your a dentistht?

bhippie

What is that in the sky up there!!

SyluxLockjaw

Japanese game shows have become so derivative.

acaba36

In Soviet Union .... who cares, just don't make me go back there

III

Salary Negotiations Go As Expected At Cracked.com

jspot2k

Just stick out your tongue and say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Patrickivan

Blowjob from Hell

drdevindvm
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