Other Craptions

It's only gay if you make eye contact.

This wouldn't be so creepy if it weren't displayed in my orthodontist's waiting room.

The Japanese version of the tooth fairy expects a bit more for his money.

Apparently Satan and Gene Simmons had a bit of a falling out.

Weirdest wedding cake topper EVER.

Aah, 3:00 EST... when everyone is equal, no one is bickering or writing repetitive Craptions, and the race to attain Internet mediocrity has yet to start. 3:01: Every single Craptioneer claims to masturbate to "this".

Japanese mythology even has a fucked up story on the creation of Fruit By The Foot

Are you thure your a dentistht?

What is that in the sky up there!!

Japanese game shows have become so derivative.

In Soviet Union .... who cares, just don't make me go back there

Salary Negotiations Go As Expected At Cracked.com

Just stick out your tongue and say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Blowjob from Hell

Wait a minute... You're my proctologist, not my dentist!

When Hell freezes over, it's easy to get your tongue stuck to Satan's sword.

Substitute teacher Satan doesn't like it when you chew gum in class!

Oh damn... I hope I didn't leave the oven on!

Don't act so surprised ... I'm fucking SATAN!

the penalty for copying other peoples craptions

Satan got your tongue??

Yep, there's your problem.

You're getting off easy - I only caught you lying. Imagine if I'd seen you publicly urinating...

The deal of asian Faust sucked

Now that Dick Cheney has some extra time on his hands...

Can a craption written 2 hours late make it past four "crack ups"?

Welcome to hell Jackie Chan, tonight's special at the Che Lucifer's is your tongue... Don't forget to tip your waiter!

She sells seashells by the seashore. Don't mock Satan.

Early drafts of the "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" contained a completely different type of fiddling contest.

I already sold my soul to the devil for money... Fortunately, he just requires my tongue in exchange for fame.

Artistic rendering of the events that landed Boy George in jail.

What's worse than pissing off Satan? Pissing off GAY Satan.

I want your honest answer now, no bullshit: how was your Applebee's Skillet Sensation?

"For lying huh? So, what's the punishment for adultery?"

The things Vanilla Ice did for success...

Stick out your tongue and say "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Strop throat

How Freddy Mercury REALLY died...

You rike to rick rorripops?

I wonder how much he charges for mustache rides...

The 11th Creepiest Craigslist Casual Encounter

You're about a quart low.

After Faust, Mephistopheles decided we will only accept short-term deals

Satan: "Give me your taffy!" Jim: "Nooooooooooooooo!"

What? They just closed Guantanamo down? If I'd heard that 30 seconds later, boy would my face be red.

In Soviet Russia, tongue grabs you! (Okay, I've now hit a new low)

Longth sthory sthort, thath's why I lateth fo wok.

Seriously. Just move the Cracked offices to Japan. Seriously.

Part of the greatest card trick ever