Im telling you Mohammed it will work I see it in American television documentary "Tom & Jerry"
onceabee
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"Well?! Is it Hammertime yet?"
"Maybe I could tell if SOMEBODY hadn't fucked up the clock"
Tranorix
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The truth about Area 51 is actually a little disappointing.
Thomas Calnan
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Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten, and this is the device he uses.
DamnitDog
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"Dammit Steve! I said, 'Rent a Hummer.'"
griffjam
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Suddenly they came to the crushing realization that what they considered art, the rest of the world deemed a worthy subject of a mocking comedy caption contest.
jsrduck
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Well it's glaringly obvious...these guys are hammered.
rustytrombone
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Fuck You Leaf, you are a cheating COCKSMACK! How many fuckin Accounts you have on here? Your fucking captions SUCK! Go Fucking Kill Yourself! PS: FACE!!!!
Ozweego
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Tool Time in Canada entertains more than Tim Allen ANYDAY!
VP_TheGirl
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"Where we are going, we don't need roads"
Beowulf42
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I didnt know what would happen at 2 o'clock, but i knew it would be fucking insane
Beowulf42
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There has to be a pool at the Cracked office on how many people will reply "It's Hammertime!"
bafaulkner
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Looks like they're finally going to fix Brokeback Mountain.
MARCS
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On the set of Mad Max 3: Beyond Stupidity
acaba36
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Tired of trying to explain it in words, Keith decides to build a fully-functional artistic depiction of his hangover
Zaphod
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"Steve, take that hat off. You're embarrassing me."
griffjam
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It took a while, but gay marriage was finally accepted on Tattooine.
DrTom
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"Check your reflexes!! Get your reflexes checked here!!"
Ed_Gein
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God those guys are such tools.
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Looks like the Canadian navy got a new ship
phreesh
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and so 2 minutes into craption contest there are 10 jokes about hammertime, and 1 of them is winning, go fuck yourselves
klavier
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Jim and Dan's Time Machine could take them one hour into the future in only 60 minutes.
Ish
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Jules Verness initial vision of the Time Machine didn't make as much sense after he sobered up.
slickjamesjik
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I don't understand what my mom means. This IS a real job.
Shambler47
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Now that's what I call Hammertime!
Ozweego
11
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Weapons of Mass Construction !
drwertz
11
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Pimp my ride...Dali edition.
DocHoliday
11
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Truly, it is hammer time.
Duajco
11
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...and then the taliban showed up.
DrTom
10
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And I call it ... "THE NAIL"!!
Fkelleghan
10
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Nails? Where were going we don't need nails!
C.J. Tuor
10
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Pirates of the Caribbean 4: At Rear's End
Riggz309
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And now.. the winner of the Lamest Craption Picture of the Month!
CavalierX
8
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A message to Osama Bin Laden: Pound sand, raggedy man!
SBTL
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