Other Craptions

Paper disguises itself as rock and beats the shit out of scissors!!!

Hopefully David Blane's stuck in one of these.

Well, how would you hide a body??

Guys, you did it all wrong! Make the middle one long, and the flanking ones small and spherical!

RUN! I THINK THAT ONE'S HATCHING!!

Amy Winehouses's Groceries

Failed Pokemon #467: Plasti-ball.

Laughing to himself Dave writes out the ransom "Your snowman will be sent to you piece by piece if I dont get the money by tomorrow"

"Alright, which one of you idiots used an ORANGE piece of paper!?"

Moments later, several dozen customer service representatives hatched.

Are you sure that's where the condom goes?

Recycle now and that will be the end of it... but don't and we will find you... and we will recycle you...

this what happens when you don't touch your penis

"hey Jeff you seen Denny the midget?" "no not as of late, you know come to think of it i haven't seen Justin or Tom in a while either..."

Chuck Norris takes his testicles in for maintenance once a month.

The missing ballots for Al Gore are discovered in Jeb Bush's Florida home.

"George, I really think your kidney stones are getting out of hand..."

The largest bat guano collection in the world. Not picture: the sad owner of this collection

"I told you to harvest an even number of elephant testicles. What the Hell did you do?"

Worst playground ever.

This is why you don't get drunk and attempt to build snowmen.

Boy will Susie be surprised when Calvin whips one of these bad boys out in June.

[Please insert funny craption here]

"Is this art?" "No. Art requires talent. A 3 year old could do this." "Modern art then?" "Yep."

GREAT BALLS OF... paper?

Silver balls, silver balls, it's Christmas time in the City!

And the left growth spaketh, saying: "Look, if I stretch out a bit, I can put my arm up that woman's arse."

Chuck Norris's testicle storage chamber.

5000 AD. Archaeologists still know very little about the creators of plastic henge.

Another shipment of coke, heroin, and meth for Amy Winehouse

Saran-wrap wasn't allowed to join Rock, Paper & Scissors, things just get too confusing.

Whilst Obama had shut Guantanemo Bay, he was open to punishing those still in the Klu Kulx Klan in fairly sadistic ways.

Wow. That's an even bigger waste of paper since the novelisation of The O.C.

...So Mama Bag, Papa Bag, and little Baby Bag decided to go to Goldilocks' office

It was only time before man organically created plastic.

Ah, so that's what happened to Florida's 2000 "Al Gore" election votes.

I bet the present inside is really small, like a gift card, or movie tickets.

Can you guess which one Steve from accounting is hiding in?

Character designs for Pixar's 'A Load of Balls.'

Snowman porn.

Mutant hydroponic produce wrapped in tinfoil. Does Michael Jackson live here?

There's some serious down time in this office...

"Look honey, here's the Make-Your-Own Golem Kit you ordered!"

This is the worst Saw trap ever.

It's modern technology, just ADD WATER and poof! It turns into an office.

Most people decorate their offices with posters and potted plants, but I like to be different.

Should have known, white trash a the center of this picture while a black man sits in the background. Rednecks always get the glory.

Sadly, the 'Children's Letters to God" were the only thing to survive the shuttle explosion.

Plastic wraps Rock