Craptions Classics January 23, 2009

Not all of the victims of Pompeii were found in dignified positions.

boblepongeII

Other Craptions

First the no molestation sign, now this? Why must you tempt me with these mixed messages?

siromar

Where will YOU be when Mount Vesuvius strikes?

CavalierX

Signs in Italy are needlessly complicated. This means "Watch Your Step".

Thomas Calnan

The Tomb of the Unknown Breakdancer in Washington, D.C.

DrTom

Not pictured: 1 other statue holing 1 cup.

sdc11

"No one will ever have trouble locating the abortion clinic again."

kiddo

The pedophile detector works perfectly... look at that old guy drooling

Eduardo Rodriguez

Celebrating 100 years of child porn

phreesh

Worst. Vagina. Ever

JackMcPoop

Jack made it down the hill safely; Jill was caught in the liquid magma

gmoney8

"Back in my day, little girls made of concrete knew enough to keep their legs together!"

Milkman

Challenge: Create a Craption that doesn't involve molestation, 2girls1cup, only-in-Japan, or current masturbation status. GO!

dandaman

I'm sure this is a deodorant commercial.

Minimee99
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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