Other Craptions

First the no molestation sign, now this? Why must you tempt me with these mixed messages?

Where will YOU be when Mount Vesuvius strikes?

Signs in Italy are needlessly complicated. This means "Watch Your Step".

The Tomb of the Unknown Breakdancer in Washington, D.C.

Not pictured: 1 other statue holing 1 cup.

"No one will ever have trouble locating the abortion clinic again."

The pedophile detector works perfectly... look at that old guy drooling

Celebrating 100 years of child porn

Worst. Vagina. Ever

Gynomite!

Jack made it down the hill safely; Jill was caught in the liquid magma

"Back in my day, little girls made of concrete knew enough to keep their legs together!"

Challenge: Create a Craption that doesn't involve molestation, 2girls1cup, only-in-Japan, or current masturbation status. GO!

I'm sure this is a deodorant commercial.

Alberto: WAIT!... That statue is... John: No don't worry the President is too.

Finally, a statue commemorating Roman Polanski's body of work.

Five.... Five Dollar.... Five Dollar Foot Long...

See kids? If you try to write your name in cement, Jabba The Hutt will come after you, and he doesnt screw around.

It's like the sculptor said "Ahh, what the hell... no one's gonna look at it anyway."

I should've listened to the sign...

Pippy Longstocking: The discovery years

Apparently, Satan can't skateboard either.

You said you needed decorations for that sloped ledge. So wadya think??? ...?!?!? Well, I can go back, there was also a "No Pedophiles" sign, eh? No.Please No.

Pippy Longstocking played in Medusa's yard for the last time

Anna Nicole Smith never got to show her daughter the statue that started her career

You'd have to be a leadophile to like this.

WHEEEEEE!

Of course, it didn't look really slutty until the birds arrived.

Statue outside of the gynocologist's office.

Well it's obvious, she's trying to get away from the hand stealing pedophile from the last two days.

The faun from Narnia spread her legs, exposing her "Turkish Delight"

One girl, no cup.

Not knowing what female genitalia looked like, Michelangelo came up with an ingenious solution!

According to the signs, this is an "event" that requires a "scarf(e)" and since the demon is slipping it proves that even when hell freezes over, upskirts will not be interrupted.

The National Monument to Falling on Your Ass

FKelleghan immortalized in stone!

When statues get bored...

From the Tony Stark porn collection.

Ok Adam, here's your woman. I'll send you a dick soon.

Mary Kate Olsen's "Virginity Memorial Statue"

Those "Human Statue" people are getting really good.

The thousands of viral videos of skate punks racking their nuts was immortalized today...

not the first time... or last time... I will get a boner from Cracked.com

I waited until 2pm for this crap?!? I got nothing... nada... zilch. No funny people in the background, nothing.

Even though her mother told her to wear clean underwear, Katie deliberately ignored this warning. The older men appreciated this.

At home I have an assorted nuts bowl on a stand that looks just like this!

Plaque reads: "Here lies Pippi Longstocking, drowned trying to write her name in cement."

"In Memory Of A Time Before We Had Pedo-Warning Signs"

Apparently Medusa does not have to look into your eyes to turn you into stone either.