Craptions Classics January 22, 2009

Seconds before he was about to molest a child, Robert saw the sign, cursed to himself, and moved on

bcanders

Other Craptions

But everywhere else it's fine.

benjieclipse

Fuck children elsewhere.

Beauville

Caution : Pedophile Xing

Hank

Still more interesting than Ted Kennedy's heart attack story! Oh... too soon?

VP_TheGirl

No crossing for abe lincoln look alikes and little pygmy people

Danity07

DANGER; red poles may fall at anytime.

feel_the_force

Absolutely no losing a foot and walking with Lincoln.

humanity

Finally, a town that band Fantasy Island reruns.

CavalierX

All your children are belong to us.

CavalierX

if your kid is faceless, get outta here

klavier

Pedophilia is perfectly alright, however children stalking grown men will not be tolerated.

Buschenweiser

Hobbit companions are not allowed

Eduardo Rodriguez

Sometimes it's tough being Ray Liotta in a regular person's world...

DanManX

Only people of average height permitted.

Thomas Calnan
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