Other Craptions

But everywhere else it's fine.

Fuck children elsewhere.

Caution : Pedophile Xing

Still more interesting than Ted Kennedy's heart attack story! Oh... too soon?

No crossing for abe lincoln look alikes and little pygmy people

DANGER; red poles may fall at anytime.

Absolutely no losing a foot and walking with Lincoln.

Finally, a town that band Fantasy Island reruns.

All your children are belong to us.

if your kid is faceless, get outta here

Pedophilia is perfectly alright, however children stalking grown men will not be tolerated.

Hobbit companions are not allowed

Sometimes it's tough being Ray Liotta in a regular person's world...

Only people of average height permitted.

Must wear seatbelt when crossing the street

Do not stalk John Leguizamo.

Caution: Don't feed the pedophiles

Oh great, now I have to find another route to work...

A black man can be elected president, but Ryan Seacrest can't walk his midget?!? There has been no progress in this country - no progress!!!

Keep Children Away from Dane Cook at All Times.

No borrowing a kid to pick up chicks.

Just Say No... to Michael Jackson

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Finally! Dane Cook is illegal.

No Child Left Behind.

DO NOT help little faceless kids to cross the street

The Ricardo Mantalban and Herve Villechaize reunion tour has been crossed out.

This sign motivated John Wilkes Booth to assassinate Abraham Lincoln when he saw Lincoln walking with a midget.

I don't think you can mister Jackson, there's a sign you see.

The part of the driving test that everybody fails.

I'm going to go ahead and do it anyway. Fuck you, wierd sign. You're not the boss of me.

DANGER: PAEDOPHILE CROSSING

"NOPE" The Church chooses Shepard Fairey's painting for their new PR campaign.

Some of Obama's first moves as President went well. The Segregation of Lincolnstein monsters with Midgets Act was not one of them.

Where NAMBLA WON'T be holding their annual conference.

"Listen guys, we have to stop this child abuse problem. Something harsh and brutal that sends a strong message." "Harsher prison sentences?" "Maybe more surveillance operatives?" "No, there must be something else..."

No synchronized tap dancing

Christ, is the nowhere to freely molest children in this city anymore?

No pets allowed.

Seriously, we're voting for the pedophile jokes? Are they really that original?

"THIS MEANS YOU, MICHAEL JACKSON!"

Warning: Red Stripe beer makes you look like a douchebag child molester.

Not pictured: Your mom, cause she’s with me.

Oddly enough, this is what a "Yield" sign looks like in Canada.

"You are now exiting Neverland Ranch"

You must be this tall to ride Michael Jackson.

A "NO LOITERING" sign in Greece... Apparently, 'loitering' is a completely different activity there.

French movie posters are WEIRD.

Prohibitied:Lame David Blaine "Street Magic"