Other Craptions

Hand Grenade?

Pull my finger goes horribly wrong for David

The wrong way to give a handjob.

And the Lord said unto Adam, "Pull My finger", and lo, Adam pulled and they both had a laugh.

Italian anime is really tasteful.

The statue outside Bruce Campbell's house.

you Know ummm... guys when i said "lets go play some handball", this is not what i meant.... now if you could just give me my hand back and drive me to a doctor that would be Fantastic...

You gotta hand it to him.

Your a craption writer so im guessing your most likely male between 16-24 you don't trust news papers or traditional new sources your income is minim wage or just above and you have trouble sleeping at night which is why you stay on the computer late

Give me anything with a statue and an amputee and ill jerk to it

Sometimes you got to be more specific when asking to get stoned and get a handjob.

Michaelangelo's "Pull My Finger" is for some reason less popular than the David

I'm a leg man, myself.

I dont think thats water.........

For 10% of the population, that blob of light above was proof of: A) God B) Aliens C) Illuminati Conspiracy

Spartans don't ask for a Woman's hand in marriage - they take it.

That's not water.

The ancient Greeks had a fucked up version of bukkake.

If your right hand is causeing you pain just cut it off cut it off

Damn it! I wrote the world's best caption, then it crashed, and I forgot what I wrote.

Hands off!

The Addams Family porno had a lot more golden showers than I cared for.

Jeffery Dahmer's Tombstone

The first draft of Brutus' speech read, "Friends, Romans, countrymen... give me a hand!"

You put your left hand in, You put your left hand out, You put your left hand in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey And you turn yourself around, That's what it's all about.

Brokehand Fountain

The ancient Olympics' shotput competition was fucking badass.

Bad Thing! We do not go on Cousin Itt!

Looks like he's throwing a hand grenade.

A drinking fountain for the person who has everything.

Okay, watch carefully. You make the incision just below the ulna and radial junction, and quickly excise the--ACKPTHTTHH!!! TURN THE WATER BACK OFF, HONEY!!!

Damn it, Dad got me to play "squeeze my finger" again!

The history of how hi-five originated is pretty awesome…

Thing never thought that his appearence in some porno flicks before 'the Addams Family' would come back to haunt him.

Wow, awful accident - but up side? You can always attach a chainsaw to your wrist stump!

New FCC rules on depiction of violence are starting to get annoying.

Adam laughed wickedly, "Let's see God reach out and try to touch me again!"

World's #2 Rorist!!!

Thank God I didn't ask for some head.

I guess when you don't have a penis, you have to find other ways to take a piss.

"3 and 2 the count... AAAAND the pitch... looks like a knuckle-ball"

When the officer yelled "Hands up!!!" Keith inadvertently gave them all the evidence they needed to convict him.

When I say "Don't touch!" it means "HANDS OFF!!!"

Statue of the Patron Saint of Carpal Tunnel

These handjob references and terrible hand puns are getting completely out of hand.

"Hahaha a stone man can rip his own hand off and not feel a thi......OH MY GOD IT HURTS NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

"It's just a flesh-wound!!"

In Texas, it is considered an insult to throw Hands at Politicians.

Hey, buddy? That’s not a gang sign that’ll get you respect, ANYWHERE.