Other Craptions

  1. And you can trust him, he's a doctor.
    Jeff Kelly
    188 Crack-Ups
  2. But WHICH world's #1 terrorist?
    CavalierX
    92 Crack-Ups
  3. Eddie from Iron Maiden has a conscience of what's going on in the world today... and apparently he has also a medical degree
    Daniel_Garcia
    86 Crack-Ups
  4. After her campaign collapsed, Hillary had to let the Flying Monkeys go.
    CavalierX
    76 Crack-Ups
  5. Well, it's definitely not lupus.
    KingVitaman
    63 Crack-Ups
  6. Don't be silly everyone! This is just an Emo kid from Seattle pretending to understand politics... And his medical degree is "cutting edge"
    VP_TheGirl
    62 Crack-Ups
  7. Bush has heard a lot of insults during his two terms, but "LD's #1 Rorist" was perhaps the lowest blow.
    tallestmunchkin
    61 Crack-Ups
  8. Pictures always look classier in black and white.
    Plan B
    51 Crack-Ups
  9. You can tell from his teeth that he's a british doctor.
    47 Crack-Ups
  10. Wow, when a demon and a nun come out to protest against you...
    45 Crack-Ups
  11. In retrospect, I'm shocked that Dubya got re-elected with that slogan and those campaign workers...
    Jeff Kelly
    35 Crack-Ups
  12. This is why we always have to save your ass and never take you seriously, United Kingdom...whatever the hell that means...
    Walker720
    35 Crack-Ups
  13. Dick Cheney's true form was more horrifying than anyone had imagined.
    getittwistd
    32 Crack-Ups
  14. The weird part is, this is an advertisement for jeans.
    Jeff Kelly
    27 Crack-Ups
  15. THE ZOMBIES ARE UNIONISING!
    onceabee
    22 Crack-Ups
  16. And so with his ring gone, Gollum took to the streets looking for Bilbo.
    Andreas
    19 Crack-Ups
  17. 4 out of 5 monkey doctors recommend impeaching Bush.
    GaseousClay
    18 Crack-Ups
  18. Listen to him - he's a doctor!
    Thomas Calnan
    17 Crack-Ups
  19. I think I met this guy once...in an airplane
    madskillz1540
    16 Crack-Ups
  20. Where will YOU be when di-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
    CavalierX
    14 Crack-Ups
  21. Well, the illegal space alien socialists are pretty happy today.
    CavalierX
    14 Crack-Ups
  22. Is it too late to submit the obligatory Scientology reference?
    DrTom
    13 Crack-Ups
  23. In a dramatic twist, comic book villains turn *against* Bush.
    smileyjoseph
    13 Crack-Ups
  24. Diane wondered why she was getting all these strange looks at the rally when it suddenly occurred to her that, in her rush to leave the house on time, she'd forgotten to 'put her face on'.....
    mabogo
    13 Crack-Ups
  25. "An you thought the economy was ugly! Eh? Eh? Please laugh, there's nobody waiting for me at home."
    roktober
    12 Crack-Ups
  26. The mask won't hide the fact you are a punk if you don't take off your spike bracelet, asshole
    Eduardo Rodriguez
    12 Crack-Ups
  27. Its John Wilkes Booths clone...everybody run!!!
    madskillz1540
    12 Crack-Ups
  28. Huh. Up close Maria Shriver really does look like Skeletor.
    nervousnerd
    11 Crack-Ups
  29. Funny, he said the same thing about Herbert Hoover.
    PenisVagina
    11 Crack-Ups
  30. That's DOCTOR zombie to you asshole.
    pcyopick
    10 Crack-Ups
  31. The Zombie Vote was an integral part of Barack Obama's victory.
    whirlwind201
    10 Crack-Ups
  32. "The World's #1 Terrorist hired ME motha fuckas! That's Right! Bow down to your new freaky lookin' overlords!"
    Chaos Merchant
    9 Crack-Ups
  33. Zombies are always insightful political analysts
    Eduardo Rodriguez
    9 Crack-Ups
  34. Leave it to the Errorists to screw up their signs.
    Vorple
    9 Crack-Ups
  35. Now George feels really alienated.
    slickjamesjik
    8 Crack-Ups
  36. Geesh, Hillary, give it up already!
    zbeebs
    8 Crack-Ups
  37. Obama gets to work 'improving relations with Japan'.
    smileyjoseph
    8 Crack-Ups
  38. Junior zombie-in-training Gramfel, looked forward to the day when he'd get a real head on a stick.
    Rex-Jester
    8 Crack-Ups
  39. Hi! I'm a member of the Socialist Workers Party. Anonymous Division.
    DrTom
    8 Crack-Ups
  40. Johhny longed for the day when there would be the first undead American president.
    Raffles
    7 Crack-Ups
  41. Hey, I can see my "Ace of Base Rules" sign in the background
    nathyndg
    7 Crack-Ups
  42. The party begins as inauguration-based humour finally draws to a close.
    smileyjoseph
    7 Crack-Ups
  43. It’s a new day in America! .... in ZOMBIE America??
    Fkelleghan
    7 Crack-Ups
  44. BRAINS GIVE ME BRAINS, THIS ONE HAD NONE. GIVE ME BRAINS.
    DamnitDog
    7 Crack-Ups
  45. Despite all his faults, History remembers President Bush most for bringing about the zombie apocalypse.
    whirlwind201
    7 Crack-Ups
  46. I never knew Joan Rivers was so politically active.
    donarumo
    6 Crack-Ups
  47. (*...."Don't put on any make-up....Wear a scary mask...It'll be hilarious..."....My sister is SUCH an asshole....God, I hope there aren't any cute guys here.....*)
    QA_Tester
    6 Crack-Ups
  48. Dr. Skeletor, I presume. When did you get into politicking?
    nu77fac3
    6 Crack-Ups
  49. You may be confused by the '.co.uk' ending. Children, this is what the British call the Internet.
    smileyjoseph
    6 Crack-Ups