Craptions Classics January 19, 2009

If this is how Presidential races were held we would have had a black president 200 years ago.

PenisVagina

Other Craptions

This is historically incorrect. We all know Roosevelt would have strangled the other three and walked camly to victory.

jpj420

GET BACK TO MT RUSHMORE LADS BEFORE THEY NOTICE!

onceabee

Not pictured: John Wilkes Booth with a comically-oversized pistol.

VladTheUmpire

Best. Inauguration. Ever.

Blinker_Fluid

From left to right: Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Judy Dench.

siromar

RUUUNNNN, BOYS, RUUUUUUUUN! THERE'S A-NEGRO-A-COMIN'!!!

dobyns

This is the closest most kids get to a history lesson these days.

CavalierX

Abraham Lincoln was about to make a big comeback, but he got shot in the head.

racedogg2

this is what the british think baseball is

mcrsux23

Obama has the former presidents doing more than just turning in their graves...

Shrix157

Last time I fucking bet on Abe.

Gatt

Dude.....When you said that you had tickets to see 'The Dead Presidents', I just naturally thought.......

mabogo

Back when the candidates actually RAN for president.

nu77fac3

Way to go, craptioners. Nice day to vote up the racist craptions. Jackasses.

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