Other Craptions

This is historically incorrect. We all know Roosevelt would have strangled the other three and walked camly to victory.

GET BACK TO MT RUSHMORE LADS BEFORE THEY NOTICE!

Not pictured: John Wilkes Booth with a comically-oversized pistol.

Best. Inauguration. Ever.

From left to right: Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Judy Dench.

RUUUNNNN, BOYS, RUUUUUUUUN! THERE'S A-NEGRO-A-COMIN'!!!

This is the closest most kids get to a history lesson these days.

Abraham Lincoln was about to make a big comeback, but he got shot in the head.

this is what the british think baseball is

Obama has the former presidents doing more than just turning in their graves...

Last time I fucking bet on Abe.

Dude.....When you said that you had tickets to see 'The Dead Presidents', I just naturally thought.......

Back when the candidates actually RAN for president.

Way to go, craptioners. Nice day to vote up the racist craptions. Jackasses.

Mount Rush more!

Still, they couldn't help feeling it wasn't worth the free heroin.

Why is Thomas Jefferson holding his balls?

What do you call 4 white guys chasing a black guy? The 2008 elcetion!

Where will you be when the diarrhea strikes?

In honor of MLK day: four old white guys.

"I had a bad dream...."

The political race as depicted by an 8 years old

There was word president bush was going on mt rushmore...so these guys left

The Obama one is WAY ahead of them. Blacks are just better athletes.

Our greatest presidents: Teddy Roosevelt, Snidely Whiplash, and the two old guys from the Muppets.

Not pictures is Bill Clinton who had to stop for a Big Mac at 3rd base.

Sadly, Washington stumbled near the finish line, broke his leg and had to be put down.

Amazingly, this was the most exciting thing happening at the Milwaukee Brewers game.

Four score and seven innings ago...

RUN!!! OBAMA'S COMING!!

"Dr. Martin Luther King Jr died for THIS?!"

George W. Bush got an exemption from this as well.

Meanwhile, a lone FDR rolled across the finish line. True, it was an accomplishment, but he couldn't help but to think the "Special Presidential Olympics" was set up only to mock him.

Not shown: Obama beating everyone by about a mile.

loser has to solve states rights issues & end slavery

Lincoln: Fuck this. I'm gonna go see a play.

In a bid to increase ratings, the Paralympics broke out the 'exciting disabilities'

Though praised for his eloquent speeches, it was a little known fact that Lincoln ran like a little girl.

Inauguration ceremonies were more fun in my day...

Even dead, they still look younger than John McCain

"Hurry! We've got only hours to stop that ex-slave from becoming President!"

And the gold medal goes to...the Mt. Rushmore team

"Why are we running? You know we can't out run that bear!" "We don't have to out run the bear; we just have to out run Lincoln!!!"

And the Disfigured guy from 300 was rejected yet again...

I get the presidents, by why are they attacked by a werewolf?

What's my Grandma doing dancing with presidents? Oh shit! That's George Washington! ...sorry grandma.

Their attempts to divert our attention from the real issues are getting kind of sad.

Bigwigs

Dude, Abe is totally checkin' out George's ass.