Other Craptions

Something in the sky is obviously more amazing than the giant ant monster. I can only imagine it is God's dick.

This crab has an awful case of 'peoples'

Your move, Orkin man

I have a strange feeling that Lance Armstrong did not win Tour de France fairly.

Hm. The low-budget sequel to Cloverfield?

They all watched in horror as a giant foot came down to stomp on them.

On the set of M. Night Shyamalan's new movie.

200 times it's own body weight my ass...lazy fuckin insect.

The Enslaved humans ride the ant... food for its long journey...

I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

Pictured: The entire armed forces of Canada.

Awesome, I didn’t know giant-ant-cowboy was a serious job option.

Then end of the world is full of people who have gone green...oh and giant ants, loooots of giant ants, thats kinda important

Dune Bug-gy

I wrote this within the first 15 minutes, thus proving I am a nerd. For that reason, you should vote for my craption.

Lance Armstrong battles cANTser once again...

one of the deleted scenes from the fake moon landing.

Honey, I shrunk EVERYBODY!

Although this could clearly be a sign of the antichrist, John still wasn't completely convinced, and decided to look to the skies

i heard new final leg of the tour de france is a real killer

"Who's a cute little giantic monster hell-bent on destroying the human race?"

I love the smell of ant spray in the morning. It smells like…victory.

The ants must be connected to The Spice. But how?

Wait til you see the Uncle. Ba-dum-ching! Is this thing on?

Dusty Atmosphere? Check. Giant Ants? Check. Half Naked Cowboys riding Bicycles? Check. Alright, time to masturbate.

That's not a bike. THIS is a bike. What? Fuck. Correction, this is an ant.

I can ride my ant with no handlebars.

The winning craption is a question, put a fucking question mark next time!

wait a minute... that giant paper mache ant is on wheels! it's a fake!

Not THEM again!

We need Monty Python opening credits, stat!

H4X no Geneticly enhanced Lobsters allowed

"Dang it! No one will even notice my crazy cowboy hat NOW!"

What you need to make a mountain out of an ant-hill.

You going to need a bigger can of Raid

"Dammit Steve, when you said 'bringing your ant' I assumed you meant your mom's hot sister. Now what am I supposed to do with all this Jell-O?"

Little known facts about ants: They have 2 antannae, 3 body sections, 6 legs, and 8 wheels.

One can't simply ant-walk into Mordor!

oh so thats how there going to do ant man

"Nice Car duuude", "Thanks its an Antstan Martin"m:D

Well, I’m no expert in espionage, but I’m pretty sure they will spot that bug.

I've always enjoyed the shirtless bike race against the mutant red ant. It's a national past time for most redneck etymologists.

Tour de Fr-ants

Cheney leaves the White House for the final time.

"Oh shit. That is one huge anteater."

Ant: You know, girl, these aren't my ONLY feelers

It runs on magic and sunshine-dust...

Dune 2: Electric Boogaloo

That 'ant' supposed to be there.