Other Craptions

  1. Without a real hard hat, Batman could only stand and watch.
    QuickWit
    166 Crack-Ups
  2. Have you ever danced with a shovel in the pale moonlight?
    sarah1212
    133 Crack-Ups
  3. Come on Robin, we're due at Commissioner Gordon's in 15 minutes.
    SalliesMom
    104 Crack-Ups
  4. Finally, homoerotic undertones in Batman!
    kiddo
    103 Crack-Ups
  5. Batman says its a crime to be that sexy
    goldengodzilla
    98 Crack-Ups
  6. Why does the third in a series always suck?
    Bell110
    67 Crack-Ups
  7. Batman comes out of the cave.
    SBTL
    64 Crack-Ups
  8. Batman meets his arch nemesis: The Village People
    Psychosis
    64 Crack-Ups
  9. You don't normally see LEFT-handed shovels hooked up to Fender Amps anymore.
    DrTom
    56 Crack-Ups
  10. What the hell? Did Batman join a union? He's just standing there watching other people work.
    rustytrombone
    50 Crack-Ups
  11. Holy Shit Bat Man... its the Shoveler!
    c0rnd0g5
    41 Crack-Ups
  12. I wish Cracked would quite staging pictures of my dreams.
    bobthecob
    38 Crack-Ups
  13. "What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?" "I'm not a fag with a shovel and kneepads."
    Jeff Kelly
    37 Crack-Ups
  14. Holy leaking septic tank Batman!!
    JohnSmithJohn
    31 Crack-Ups
  15. While inspecting one of Wayne Indsutries new infrastructure projects, Bruce realized he had forgotten to change before arriving.
    getittwistd
    30 Crack-Ups
  16. Broke-bat Mountain
    abloom
    29 Crack-Ups
  17. This craption won't make it past 4
    nathyndg
    27 Crack-Ups
  18. Amazingly, the guy walking around in the batman suit is not the most retarded person in sight.
    lothspell
    27 Crack-Ups
  19. Thanks, e-Harmony.com!
    DrTom
    27 Crack-Ups
  20. Why So Curious?
    BlackSuit
    24 Crack-Ups
  21. If this isn't a GREAT porno in the makings, then I don't know what is.....
    mabogo
    22 Crack-Ups
  22. Once again, Brian fails to grasp the concept of "Casual Friday."
    Courtesybears
    21 Crack-Ups
  23. Why Batman fights crime at night. He just looks ridiculous in the morning.
    20 Crack-Ups
  24. Well, I for one think Batman is nothing but a chester molester with a penis smaller than.... wait, don't tell me, he's standing right behind me, isn't he?
    holeintheboxers
    18 Crack-Ups
  25. And when Batman saw this sidekick came with his own knee pads, he knew he had found Robin's replacement.
    bcanders
    18 Crack-Ups
  26. How the fuck is he gonna make the shovel disapear?.... oh, God, no,
    Lord
    17 Crack-Ups
  27. This Isnt The Riddler's Liar. Fucking BatNav.
    feel_the_force
    16 Crack-Ups
  28. Guess who knows where the bodies are buried.
    Fkelleghan
    14 Crack-Ups
  29. "I’m an agent of ... construction."
    Fkelleghan
    13 Crack-Ups
  30. Because he's the Constructor Bob Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can build it. Because he's not our constructor. He's a silent contractor, a watchful creator. A gay Bob.
    Daniel_Garcia
    13 Crack-Ups
  31. Click this Craption and see if it’s rated down!
    haefi
    13 Crack-Ups
  32. And this was the last time Jack let DOB choose the Craption Pic.
    Styre
    13 Crack-Ups
  33. ''Robin Begins'' never was as good as the other movies.
    feel_the_force
    13 Crack-Ups
  34. Foxtrot! Uniform! Charlie! Kilo!
    tuhokas
    11 Crack-Ups
  35. Batman has no limitations... but I don't do drywall.
    sepyoukey
    11 Crack-Ups
  36. So, you want us to build a giant, underground lair under your mansion? What's it for? Gravelly voice: Porn. Okay then.
    Guttersnipe
    11 Crack-Ups
  37. Becoming increasingly evil in later years, Batman would make criminals dig their own graves!
    Thomas Calnan
    11 Crack-Ups
  38. Batman by night. Awkward extra for gay porn by day.
    phreesh
    11 Crack-Ups
  39. It was at this point that Batman decided to move out of the YMCA and back into the bat cave.
    DrTom
    11 Crack-Ups
  40. lol bitch is checkin batman out
    shadowfury292
    11 Crack-Ups
  41. Joel Schumacher got a hold of the Batman franchise again.
    Eddy_69
    10 Crack-Ups
  42. Joel Shumachers' Batman Begins.
    BowToTheBard
    10 Crack-Ups
  43. This is where the cracked staff burried Gladstone,
    Lord
    10 Crack-Ups
  44. If there's one thing that Batman hates, it's air guitar
    Calvin_Crack
    9 Crack-Ups
  45. The kneepads said it all. Batman found his boy wonder.
    SBTL
    9 Crack-Ups
  46. Everybody dance now!
    Shovelman
    9 Crack-Ups
  47. All that's missing is the police officer and the native American.
    Truthiness
    8 Crack-Ups
  48. So that's where Solomon Grundy's been hiding!
    Rex-Jester
    8 Crack-Ups
  49. Batman's latest villain, Mr. Constructo, proved very popular in most metropolitan areas, but was widely shunned in the bible belt.
    siromar
    8 Crack-Ups