Other Craptions

Ahmed was disappointed in the 72 virgins he was promised

Dollshchwitz

Somewhere, Waylon Smithers just ejaculated.

Concentration Camp Barbie

...where's the one cup?

I dont see the token black Barbie.

Cracked was unable to connect to the database server.

In order to boost sales and increase their target markets with the economy in recession...the American Girl Company decided to make some changes...filthy...filthy...changes...

How embarrassing. They're all wearing the same nothing.

Damn. There's always a line for the swing set . . .

Barbieque!

Waiting room in the office of Dr. Brad Pitt, Gynecologist

Those aren't Barbies... Those are Suzies... What a rip-off!

I know that it looks like an unhealthy obsession, but I'm getting better. I used to collect cat heads.

Ken's wet dream.

Plastic, mindless clones queue to enter the caption competition.

Not Pictured: 300 Ken Dolls examining their groins and saying, "WTF?"

The Rapture was different than I expected

3:19 is way to late to even attempt a craption. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.

The Barbie world isn't immune to segregation either.

America.

I was confused by what you meant by "Bikini Atoll."

Damn you, Swiffer!

It's good to be Ken.

Silicone Valley

Casting call for the new Barbie vs. Paris Hilton reality show.

The entire Orange County female population.

I believe a "Nobody move, I dropped my lenses" joke will be in order.

Okay Cracked. Now I have proof that you've been trespassing in my backyard!

There's no chance at all that the guy who has this in his back yard is a registered sex offender, nope, none at all.

A trap designed by roman polanski

Elementary chaos theory predicts the dolls will go berserk around 12:00. What time is it? Oh shit.

The red head is a total slut.

hopefully it'll start raining men soon...

Ken never wished he had a penis more than at that moment.

I'll be the first to admit it. I somtimes wish I had a tiny plactic dick.

Somewhere a gay man is saying, "I must have them."

"I'll tell you guy, Obama created the white concentration camps so gradually I never even noticed..."

Christianity.

The Stepford Wives of the Playboy Mansion

The Barbie version of Schindler's List

"Yo Joe! Me love you long time."

By combining geometric perfections of so many Barbies, all in one hot, tight, perspiry place, Vance completely forgot what his plan for world-something-or-other was.

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

The actual Minnesota voters who put Al Franken over the top.

The Mythic Barbie graveyard, where old Barbies go to die.

Inside Hugh Hefner's Brain.

Cracked servers go down for a full minute...bunch of assholes.

Barbie dolls bear a surprising likeness to flamingoes.