Other Craptions

In case of fire, break a bunch of glass and enjoy a Guiness!

Note to self: be VERY specific when asking the genie for 'some head and a beer'

SAW 10 - brought to you by Guinness!

Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks...

Ireland is a beautiful country

A member of the Cracked IT Department peers out the window of the dilapidated slum housing the Cracked server...

This is why it's called Guiness Draft.

Yeah, I'll have another Guiness...and make sure you put a head on it!

Guinness regretted the day they put David Lynch in charge of their newest ad campaign

Brilliant!

Everyone knew when they reached Nick Nolte's house on the Hollywood Stars tour.

My saturday night: Beer, crack, and head

"Wait! I'm YOU... from the future!"

He didn't really enjoy Guinness, it was too full bodied.

"I'd like to talk to you about Sciento...Oh, I'm sorry, I see you have already converted"

Funny. My grandma used to put pies on the windowsill, but then... she wasn't bat shit insane.

"Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?" - Bruce Willis in yet another Die Hard movie

The cut glass at the top right looks an awful lot like Goku from Dragonball Z. God, I need a girlfriend...

You would think that eventually someone would hit it.

"Well, I was like, 'You WILL give me some ass!' And she was all, 'I have a knife!' this and, 'I'll cut your head off!' that. Damn college girls. . . Hey, pass me that beer?"

I see 7 faces in this picture... I finally get art!!!

Solve the puzzle. What belongs in the third pane? A. A headlight B. A head of lettuce C. A headboard D. Elton John

Ahh... this explains Windows Vista.

deleted scenes in gran torino

G R A A I I N S ! ! ! !

Ah...finally a picture of Cracked's offices.

"It must be good - I hear M. Night Shylaman is the director..."

If it's still worth it to you to go after that beer, congratulations! You're a raging alcoholic.

That's exactly my flat at uni

Just like any true Irish hooligans, they made sure not to break the beer glass...Cause THAT would be the REAL sin......

The Great Wall of Ireland

"Now look, Missus, I know tha boy went a bit far in breaking your windows, but you know you cannae offer his friends a sip of that Guiness every time they hit him with another rock."

so that's where courtney love has been hiding

Picasso's paintings became more and more abstract as he aged.

What happens in Ireland.......... nobody remembers.

This is such a pane!

The lesson, as always, is that you should never drink and papier mache.

Looks like Dick Cheney's aim is getting worse...

You missed.

Aahhh Ireland, where dreams come true..

Why window cleaners should never drink on the job.

Sure, I'm a dummy who lives in an abandon house with broken windows, but hell, at least I can afford my Guiness!

The glass is half full or half broken?

You there! Boy! What day is it? ...

Norma Bates loves her Guinness

This is not funny, the window cleaner has had to buy a new sander.

Dad???

My Goodness! My Guiness!

Even before committing suicide, a true Irish clown always has a drink.