Other Craptions

Contrary to popular belief, gays don't melt like witches.

I remember exactly where I was when the Twin Towers fell...

8 people seems like a large crowd for this.

"Back in the day, we didn't have cold showers, so we had to douse ourselves with bucket water, while riding a wheelbarrow."

Wetbacks.

Brokeback Splash Mountain

I don't know why they're in a wheelbarrow, or why they have pink cowboy hats, or why they knocked over a pail of water. All I know is that the dude on the far left in the green shirt is totally stoked, and that's what matters.

Ummm... Does this mean they're married now?

Anyone else going to log onto their 10 other dummy Cracked accounts and give themselves votes?

I will never win this thing, will I??

Hillbilly bukkake

Can't say much about the two homesexuals Henry, but that's one nice manicured lawn.

This is a demonstration of how a female orgasm should look

Ever since Obama took office, boot camp just wasn't the same.

Dad couldn't make my baseball game for THIS!?

the winning craption sucks... and it's "...maniac, on the floor...", not "uhh huh"

The bad: no one knows what the hell it is. The good: they did break the world record for it.

I wouldn't touch your bucket with a 10 foot pole...unless I had a wheelbarrel, a friend and 2 pink cowboy hats.

The gays are a very clean people and they have been ever since they came to this country from France

George and Jeb Bush had very respectable civilian lives after their political careers

NO, that's NOT how you waterboard!

...Diarrhea Craption again? Seriously?

Pictured: NO WOMEN!

Gay baptism is a lot more fun...

Final Destination 4

Duck, duck, gay!

George and Laura Bush find one retirement pamphlet particularly attractive.

Fight Clubs have really gone down hill.

The Red Bull Lawn Race just doesn't have the same effect...

The Amish idea of a Water Park leaves something to be desired...

Much less punishing than the guillotine version.

Fuck no, they really made a sequel to Signs?

If Japan was populated by white people...

How the hell is this gay ?

They won't be smiling when they realize there was acid in the bucket.

Grandpas gone WILD!

Goddamn it! You're supposed to wear WHITE for the wet t-shirt contest!

Gay contests sometimes may be very amusing

well,this makes sense...

Nothing weird in this picture...except how awkwardly short that man's shorts are.

Michael Bay's "Getting Hit By A Few Drops Of Water"

You may be surprised to learn, but this does NOT make you attractive to women.

"Artist's impression" of British culture.

Cracked Staff: Stop putting photos of your family reunions!!!

I can't believe even this is more watched than the WNBA....

We are not human, we are Devo.

this is the gayest lynching ever..

Limp Bucket

Laugh all you want, but this is a perfect representation of what my prostate feels like.