Other Craptions

I'm sick and tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on the motherfuckin' ceiling.

*3:00 P.M., January 12th, 2009* The first and last time John divided by zero.

"Gerald... I think the chandelier just came."

As Gary stared at the ceiling, he realized that 15 minutes in the microwave WAS too long for Cup 'O Noodles...

Despite allegation of unconstitutionality from Christian groups, the Pastafarian church erects its first monument in front of the U.S. Supreme Court.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real. Take that, God!

Boss: "interesting choice for the lobby, Johnson" Johnson: "thank you, sir" Boss: "i'll expect your office to be empty by 3"

Rosie O'Donnell was so impressed with her Brazillian Wax that she had it mounted in her livingroom....

Once you take the ladders away the snakes are fucked!!

What Ted Stevens thinks the internet looks like.

Revelations 4: And the Devil will ejaculate all over your fancy ceilings, and you will know sorrow.

Global Worming

And You Shall Be Blessed By His Noodley Appendage

They laughed at me when I said tentacle hentai would become an artform. Now who's laughing?

MEMO: Good morning staff. We will be exploding the building with FABULOUSNESS around 12:20 today. Please be advised. Boss Lady Bitch Face

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!!!

Carrot top's shower drain.

Ramen noodles have really improved since I was in college.

Gesundheit!

i warned you. I warned All of you, and you didn't listen now you get to find out what happens when one of Andy Warhol's light bulbs explode. and i PROMISE you it won't be enjoyable!

The Pubic Library

Medusa's carpet definetly did not match the drapes.

Staring in horror, the scientists realized too late that the Large Hadron Collider should NEVER be used to microwave noodles.

Every sperm is sacred...

DAMN! 8 minutes late and too late to fucking win. I don't have a job, so i can wait by my computer to post a craption. What's your excuse people???

Seein all these snakes squirming, their warm, slimy bodies wriggling together.....Fuck it, i'm gonna go find some Anime porn.

The Hadron Collider strikes again.

The architect of this lamp really hates janitors.

Announcer: We hereby dedicate our newest airport art to "Snakes on a Plane."

Eating them is one thing, but making a balloon sculpture of the loaches is going overboard...

Another pantyless crotch shot of Lindsay Lohan?

Fire snakes. Nature's answer to dust bunnies.

Hate to be the guy who has to change the lightbulbs on that thing...

"What animal would you like? A horsey? a Poodle?" "I WANT THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!" "Okay, one FSM comin right up!"

Whatever you do, don't order the House Special noodles.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbul.... FUCK!

Novelty Condoms Strike Back

Now,there's your problem!

Snakes on an exquisitely crafted post modern ceiling.

DON'T GO INTO THE TOFU!!

Snakes On A Pane.

I bet there will be a snakes on a plane reference in a craption.

I for one welcome our new spaghetti worm overlords!

winning craption sucks!

They told Helen Keller it was a crossword puzzle.

I really like the snakes on the plane one I really do dude. I even voted for it. But at least get the line right bro. Have some integrity man. When you are bringing the comedy have some pride in yourself fella. I know I am being nitpicky, because

The Fabulous Conception

Spaceghetti!

That's what ceilings look like in the 70s! When men were men and ceilings were ceilings!