Craptions Classics January 11, 2009

I guess Texas has three things not two. Queers, Steers, and Queer Steers.

angrynigra

Other Craptions

Giving the Brokeback mountain franchise to Disney was a bad idea...

ScHyZ

hello MTV, and welcome to my crib.

feel_the_force

I hate lesbians...

ScHyZ

Only in Japa...Texas?

Splotnik

the cows in India sometimes have a bit too much freedom.

feel_the_force

Michael Bay's 'Great Cow Escape' tells the heroic true story of a Cow's daring plan to escape a Texas slaughterhouse.

siromar

ALL YOUR CLOTHES ARE BELONG TO US.

SyluxLockjaw

The MilkyBar's owner finally showed his face on public, creating a chaos among important American entrepreneurs.

Fabjet

"Fistful of Dollars" and "For a Few Dollars More" were followed up by the little known sequel "Not For All The Fuckin' Money In the World!!!"

Thomas Calnan

When Wanda hired a private detective to see if her husband had a mistress, she was unprepared for the results.

Kelly Robinson

Great. Now I've got a boner.

mysecretbush

Rosie O'Donnell is making a Western!!

Thomas Calnan

Thanks fuckin Eharmony!!

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