Other Craptions

Giving the Brokeback mountain franchise to Disney was a bad idea...

hello MTV, and welcome to my crib.

I hate lesbians...

Only in Japa...Texas?

the cows in India sometimes have a bit too much freedom.

Michael Bay's 'Great Cow Escape' tells the heroic true story of a Cow's daring plan to escape a Texas slaughterhouse.

dad?

ALL YOUR CLOTHES ARE BELONG TO US.

The MilkyBar's owner finally showed his face on public, creating a chaos among important American entrepreneurs.

"Fistful of Dollars" and "For a Few Dollars More" were followed up by the little known sequel "Not For All The Fuckin' Money In the World!!!"

When Wanda hired a private detective to see if her husband had a mistress, she was unprepared for the results.

Great. Now I've got a boner.

Rosie O'Donnell is making a Western!!

Thanks fuckin Eharmony!!

While significantly less frightening than the werewolf, the werecow was the bane of the leather industry.

The original reverse cowgirl

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Cow Robert Ford

I was never good at hide and seek ethier

Shut the fucking door! Were you raised in a barn?

That’s a whole country album's worth of material.

She looks out at the McDonalds across the street. Revenge would come

Queer Eye For The Steer Guy

Texas: Just as weird as you think it is.

The wild, wild, WILD West.

You can wait until the cows come home...what they're here already?

"Idiots! Put put boots on her hooves, how is she going to play the banjo now?"

If the CJ stands for Cow Jr I'm pretty sure i don't want to see Cow senior..

Where's the Beef? (Say out loud in gayest voice you can. I dare you not to laugh.)

The original concept for the movie "Milk" was a bit different.

Barbara Bush visits Camp David one last time.

Bessie was ashamed of her leather fetish

Cowboy bars in the twilight zone..

Far Side: The Movie

It was only time before PETA admitted cows as members.

And with a quick application of rose red lipstick, Joe was ready to sell himself a street corner downtown. He knew that he was only a piece of meat to them, but he didn't care. Joe was an Urban Cow-boy.

What's even stranger is that there's a sheep dressed up as a Sherpa right behind that wall...

Just when I thought we were safe from those 'Got Milk' ads.

The Hotel Cowlifornia: She could check out any time she liked, but she could never actually leave.

this is were cowboys go to lose their virginity

Dolly's excape plan was almost completed. She just had to get past the outer guards

Bessie looked out the door with a worried expression... "John!!!! Johnny dear!! Your wife is home early!!!!"

Bossy comes out of the closet.

I can never tell them apart, is this Ashely or Mary-Kate?

In texas donkey shows are wacky...WOKA WOKA WOKA

Hugh Heifer.

Dallas Cowboys Steer Leader (sorry)

If it's voiced by Robin Williams then I don't give a crap.

while obama goes in the front door, "W" makes his way out the back to avoid the angry mob.

Texas finally goes Metro-Sexual