Craptions Classics January 10, 2009

Stupid Iraqis. Its A Tree... Not A Bush.

feel_the_force

Other Craptions

The discovery of the Shoe Tree put thousands of Asian child-laborers out of work.

mysecretbush

Run Forrest, Run!!!!

Thomas Calnan

I have a shoe fetish. They give me wood.

Thomas Calnan

The Keebler Elves always take a trophy after a victory over the Cobbler Elves.

RileyHart

The Whomping Willow kept tokens of every life it had claimed.

DeadMonkey321

That is NOT 10:42 pm!

CoastieGurl

Nature enters the market with new shoe line - Treebok

fafarikul

Tree - 143, Humans - 0

bcanders

The Bush Tree is insanely popular in Iraq.

duffman449

Stephen King's latest work, The Shoe-Eating Tree, failed to gather the same critical acclaim of the author's older novels.

siromar

Venus woman trap.

Swaimfan

Q. If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around, does it make a sound? A. Not if it has sneakers on!!!!!

Thomas Calnan

Who's the fag with the blue sandals??

duffman449

The shoes are a red herring. There are actually 3 ninjas in this picture.

Blinker_Fluid
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