Other Craptions

The discovery of the Shoe Tree put thousands of Asian child-laborers out of work.

Run Forrest, Run!!!!

I have a shoe fetish. They give me wood.

The Keebler Elves always take a trophy after a victory over the Cobbler Elves.

The Whomping Willow kept tokens of every life it had claimed.

That is NOT 10:42 pm!

Nature enters the market with new shoe line - Treebok

Tree - 143, Humans - 0

The Bush Tree is insanely popular in Iraq.

Stephen King's latest work, The Shoe-Eating Tree, failed to gather the same critical acclaim of the author's older novels.

Who's the fag with the blue sandals??

Venus woman trap.

The shoes are a red herring. There are actually 3 ninjas in this picture.

Q. If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around, does it make a sound? A. Not if it has sneakers on!!!!!

Damn i loved 6th grade science projects!

Mexico's Payless Store.

Shoe trees have evolved a great deal over the years.

How hillbillies attract women.

"Damn it we really need to have that Child eating tree cut down it ate a bunch of kids while we were gone... and by the looks of it some Cowboys as well..."

A memorial to the children who lost their lives climbing this tree.

"Does this make me look fat?" "You're a tree..."

This does not explain where do socks go?!

Somehow, in some way, somewhere along the line, this sounded like a fricking awesome idea.

The Old Lady who Lived in a Shoe failed to tell us that there was a village of shoe-houses. That old senile bitch.

Apparently stuff DOES just grow on trees!

Trees don't even have feet.

this is right by the sock cactus

Don't ask why there's an ice skate.

The Happening 2. This time the trees just want our shoes. Spoiler Alert: Nothing happens at the end of this one either.

That tree is OBVIOUSLY a woman!

I disturbed a bee's nest and then had to shoo them away.

After centuries of pollution, the trees are ready to kick some ass.

Oh, great, now we have to start racially profiling TREES?

The US response to the shoe-tossing instant was swift and brutal.

Even Hollywood thought The Giving Tree needed more zazz to become a movie so now it gives away shoes & is voiced by adam sandler & it's a goddamned 100 million dollar YES!!

Due to the recent economic collapse, foot locker has had to make some cutbacks.

Time of death for several styles of footwear...7/21/2006 at 10:42 p.m.

M. Night has really lost it.

Shoe Klux Klan

Pictured: Japanese tree house celebrating a big ass party

What are them damn treehuggin shoes up to now?

In the projects, they throw your shoes over the telephone wires. In Kentucky, well, you get it.

"In a freak lightning strike attack today, several hikers were found..."

Despite its attempts to prove otherwise, the Shoe Killer Tree was all bark and no bite.

every womans dream; the day shoes grow on trees

The old lady who lived in the shoe apparently was certifiably insane.

The branches above have a delightful collection of captured bras and panties!

The ancestor of the shoe closet.

Pictured: Treebeard's rebellious son, Rubbernecker.