Its A Tree... Not A Bush.
The discovery of the Shoe Tree put thousands of Asian child-laborers out of work.
Run Forrest, Run!!!!
I have a shoe fetish. They give me wood.
The Keebler Elves always take a trophy after a victory over the Cobbler Elves.
The Whomping Willow kept tokens of every life it had claimed.
That is NOT 10:42 pm!
Nature enters the market with new shoe line - Treebok
Tree - 143, Humans - 0
The Bush Tree is insanely popular in Iraq.
Stephen King's latest work, The Shoe-Eating Tree, failed to gather the same critical acclaim of the author's older novels.
Venus woman trap.
Q. If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around, does it make a sound?
A. Not if it has sneakers on!!!!!
Who's the fag with the blue sandals??
The shoes are a red herring. There are actually 3 ninjas in this picture.